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Gift Shop for Stray Kids

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Gift Shop for Stray Kids thanks to Diane Baugh

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I am fond of children - except boys. - Lewis Carroll

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Don't handicap your children by making their lives easy. - Robert H. Heinlein

Children are one third of our population and all of our future. - Unknown

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The most sophisticated people I know - inside they are all children. - Jim Henson

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

Silence is golden unless you have kids. Then silence is just suspicious. - Unknown

What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV

Kids: they dance before they learn there is anything that isn't music. - William Stafford

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

Children begin by loving their parents; after a time they judge them; rarely, if ever, do they forgive them. - Oscar Wilde

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Children aren’t happy without something to ignore,
And that’s what parents were created for. - Ogden Nash

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You know your kids are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going. - P.J. O'Rourke

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown


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