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Gift Shop for Stray Kids

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Gift Shop for Stray Kids thanks to Diane Baugh

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The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Children make you want to start life over. - Muhammad Ali

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Insanity is hereditary. You get it from your children. - Sam Levenson

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again. - WC Fields

It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken men. - Frederick Douglass

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

My children refuse to eat anything that hasn't danced on television. - Erma Bombeck

The best thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - John Wooden

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Setting a good example for your children does nothing but increase their embarrassment. - Doug Larson

While we try to teach our children all about life, our children teach us what life is all about. - Angela Schwindt

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

There are only two lasting bequests we can give our children - one is roots, and the other, wings. - Hodding S. Carter

I do like to read in bed, but because I have two kids I'm often forced to read in the bathroom. - Eoin Colfer

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than by giving them a fortune. - Richard Whately

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

Cherish your visions and your dreams as they are the children of your soul, the blueprints of your ultimate achievements. - Napoleon Hill

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Most of what we object to as misconduct in children is a natural rebellion against the intrusion of an unimaginative adult despotism in their lives. - Floyd Dell

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda


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