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Gift Shop for Stray Kids

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Gift Shop for Stray Kids thanks to Diane Baugh

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A hard dog to keep on the porch. - Hillary Clinton

Children make your life important. - Erma Bombeck

Lawyers, I suppose, were children once. - Charles Lamb

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

The man who has a full set of tools has no children. - Unknown

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Raising kids make most people, including me, grow up at least a little. - Madonna

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

I will continue to freak out my children by knitting in public. It's good for them. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

Fathers are like a lighthouse - when there is fog his children can always depend on seeing the light. - Unknown

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

All kids are trouble, Edith. And I don't wanna spend my reclining years trying to raise another one. - Archie Bunker

Our children may learn about heroes of the past. Our task is to make ourselves architects of the future. - Jomo Mzee Kenyatta

One in four kids have either pre-diabetes or diabetes - what I like to call diabesity. How did this happen? - Mark Hyman

The best thing I've ever done? Well, I've created four beautiful children. You mean, other than that? - Donald Trump

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy. - George Bernard Shaw

The vivacity of children is always charming, because it is always sincere. A grave child is a rose without fragrance. - Unknown

The fundamental defect of fathers, in our competitive society, is that they want their children to be a credit to them. - Bertrand Russell

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the bogeyman or Michael Jackson. - Bart Simpson

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. - Steven Wright

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. - Phyllis Diller


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