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Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties. - Aesop

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

Honesty is probably the sexiest thing a man can give to a woman. - Debra Messing

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

As long as she thinks of a man, nobody objects to a woman thinking. - Virginia Woolf

The three words every woman really longs to hear: I'll clean up. - Molly Shannon

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. - James Stephens

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

That woman temptated me up there and you know she was a wonton woman. - Archie Bunker

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. - WC Fields

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. - Erica Jong

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

Women over thirty are at their best, but men over thirty are too old to recognize it. - Jean-Paul Belmondo

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

A woman's dress should be like a barbed-wire fence: serving its purpose without obstructing the view. - Sophia Loren

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Remember, we're fighting for this woman’s honor, which is probably far more than she's ever done! - Groucho Marx

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

All of the women on 'The Apprentice' flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected. - Donald Trump

Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor. - George Jean Nathan

Everyone has their preferred stroller, their preferred crib, their preferred Moses basket. And they have advice on that too! - Tori Spelling

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

The widening of woman's sphere is to improve her lot. Let us do it, and if the world scoff, let it scoff - if it sneer, let it sneer. - Lucy Stone

My advice to you is not to inquire why or whither, but just enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate - that's my philosophy. - Thornton Wilder

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson


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