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Grass Walker

'Turf's Up' for this guy's plan to greenerize the city

Grass Walker thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Golf is a good walk spoiled. - Mark Twain

We walk by faith, not by sight. - 2 Corinthians 7

As welcome as a skunk at a lawn party. - Proverb

Stand up and walk out of your history. - Phil McGraw

All know the way, few actually walk it. - Bodhidharma

Have patience! In time, even grass becomes milk. - Charan Singh

We don't see many fat men walking on stilts. - Bud Miller

Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. - Roger Miller

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. - Charles M. Schulz

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time. - Steven Wright

wanderer, there is no path,
the path is made by walking. - Antonio Machado

In every walk with nature one receives far more than he seeks. - John Muir

I love hiking, paddle boarding and listening to the Veronicas. - Bindi Irwin

You need mountains, long staircases don't make good hikers. - Amit Kalantri

I will not let anyone walk through my mind with their dirty feet. - Mohandas K. Gandhi

If you're already walking on thin ice, you might as well dance. - Proverb

Hiking's not for everyone. Notice the wilderness is mostly empty. - Sonja Yoerg

The bodies in my floor all trusted someone. Now I walk on them to tea. - Victoria Schwab

I always thought a yard was three feet, then I started mowing the lawn. - C.E. Cowman

The key to a healthy lawn is to take care of what happens below ground. - Mike Bechtle

Walk boldly and wisely... there is a hand above that will help thee on. - Philip James Bailey

If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. - Andrew V. Mason

The grass may be greener on the other side, but it's just as hard to cut. - Little Richard

It's better to walk alone, than with a crowd going in the wrong direction. - Diane Grant

My feet will want to walk to where you are sleeping, but I shall go on living. - Pablo Neruda

I feel like a midget with muddy feet had been walking over my tongue all night. - WC Fields

Ever hear of the old saying, "grass don't grow on a busy street?" - Archie Bunker

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

The grass withers, the flower fades
But the word of our God stands forever. - Isaiah 40:8

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

Never give advice unless you have walked the walk, because anybody can talk the talk. - Valencia Mackie

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

Every time you walk down the street people are screaming, "You're fired!" - Donald Trump

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

I am on your Walk of Fame in Toronto. My sense of humour is Canadian. But I can't vote. - Donald Sutherland

If I had a flower for every time I thought of you... I could walk through my garden forever. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.' - George W. Bush

My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. - Leslie Grimutter

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

There's one good thing about snow: it makes your lawn look as nice as your neighbor's. - Clyde Moore

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

A good wife is one who can mow the lawn in the summer and put up the storm windows in the winter. - WC Fields

We will walk the path not of retribution or revenge but the path of reconciliation and forgiveness. - Mahatma Gandhi

The heights charm us, but the steps do not; with the mountain in our view we love to walk the plains. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Walk away from anything or anyone who takes away from your joy. Life is too short to put up with fools. - Unknown

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

All you have to do is look straight and see the road, and when you see it, don't sit looking at it - walk. - Ayn Rand

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

I spend hours mowing the lawn in absolutely straight lines on my tractor. If it's not right, I do it again. - Britt Ekland

The bulletin board on the lawn of a New Jersey Church reads "We reserve the right to accept everybody." - John Kazmark

I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. - Billy Connolly

I felt as if I were walking with destiny, and that all my past life had been but a preparation for this hour and this trial. - Winston Churchill

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend. - Albert Camus

Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone

If you like the outdoors, Colorado is a big adventure playground for adults: it's great for skiing, cycling, climbing, and hiking. - Tyler Hamilton

The great outdoors is a theme with me; a walking holiday in Scotland is perfect - Culloden and the forests of Aviemore are both favourites. - Erin O'Connor

Never design your character like a garden where anyone can walk. Design your character like the sky where everyone's desire is to reach. - Unknown

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

Personal columnists are jackals and no jackal has been known to live on grass once he had learned about meat - no matter who killed the meat for him. - Ernest Hemingway

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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