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We gain the strength of the temptation we resist. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He doesn't dye his hair, he bleaches his face. - Johnny Carson

I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi

Pulling someone down will never help you reach the top. - Unknown

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara

Great works are performed not by strength, but perseverance. - Samuel Johnson

Let the wind blow through your hair while you still have some. - Dave Weinbaum

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp

I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller

You're heading for a breakdown. Why don't you pull yourself to pieces. - Groucho Marx

Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows, it empties today of its strength. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

Courage isn't having the strength to go on - it is going on when you don't have strength. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. - George Burns

The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. - Jean Kerr

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

Strength is the capacity to break a Hershey bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces. - Judith Viorst

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Stand up to your obstacles and do something about them. You will find that they haven't half the strength you think they have. - Norman Vincent Peale

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear

When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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