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Union gives strength. - Aesop

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin

Tenderness relieves strength that encumbers. - Toba Beta

Your inner strength is your outer foundation. - Allan Rufus

When you are required to exhibit strength, it comes. - Joseph Campbell

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore

He's a wonderful guy and we're all pulling for him. - Donald Trump

It's about 90 percent strength and 40 percent technique. - Johnny Walker

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse

If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade. - Tom Peters

Self-delusion is pulling in your stomach when you step on the scale. - Paul Sweeney

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it. - Woodrow Wilson

Great is the height I must scale, but the prospect of glory gives me strength. - Propertius

Strength does not come from physical capacity. It comes from an indomitable will. - Mahatma Gandhi

Worry doesn't empty tomorrow of its troubles... it empties today of its strength. - Mary Englelbreit

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

When you get on the boat that's saving you, don't pull up the ladder behind you. - Adrienne Clarkson

If you wear a wig, everybody notices. But if you then dye the wig, people notice the dye. - Andy Warhol

Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci

Without my Vulcan cat suit, Frankenstein wig and pointed ears, I don't get recognized. - Jolene Blalock

For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off. - Johnny Carson

Pull the string, and it will follow wherever you wish. Push it, and it will go nowhere at all. - Dwight D Eisenhower

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply gives you courage. - Lao Tzu

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

Forget not that the earth delights to feel your bare feet and the winds long to play with your hair. - Khalil Gibran

Never marvel at the strength of a man's words, but rather by the determination and truthfulness of his actions. - Unknown

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

If only every man would make proper use of his strength and do his utmost, he need never regret his limited ability. - Cicero

You really just want to know that somebody loves you for you. Sometimes you feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it. - Mariah Carey

Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower. - Elayne Boosler

The pain you feel today is the strength you feel tomorrow. For every challenge encountered there is opportunity for growth. - Unknown

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria

I'm acting when I serve as a hostess, when I run my wig business. I was born to act, and life itself is the greatest part. - Eva Gabor

The difference between a successful person and others is not lack of strength not a lack of knowledge but rather a lack of will. - Vince Lombardi

Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor

A politician should have three hats. One for throwing into the ring, one for talking through, and one for pulling rabbits out of if elected. - Carl Sandburg


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