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Hand Face

For those faced with a lot of time on their hands

Hand Face thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Many hands make light work. - Unknown

Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

One does not marry art. One ravishes it. - Edgar Degas

Where a man feels pain he lays his hand. - Dutch Proverb

Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue. - Garibaldi

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Hiking and happiness go hand in hand (or foot in boot). - Diane Spicer

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

We need a leader that wrote "The Art of the Deal". - Donald Trump

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

Wringing your hands only stops you from rolling up your sleeves. - James Rollins

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

A human being's first responsibility is to shake hands with himself. - Henry Winkler

What you deny or ignore, you delay, What you accept and face, you conquer. - Robert Tew

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Let a smile be your umbrella, and you'll end up with a face full of rain. - George Carlin

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Oh, if it be to choose and call thee mine, love, thou art every day my Valentine! - Thomas Hood

Dance till the stars come down from the rafters! Dance, Dance, Dance till you drop! - W H Auden

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

Life without endeavor is like entering a jewel mine and coming out with empty hands. - Japanese Proverb

When life hands you a lemon, say, "Oh year, I like lemons, what else ya got?" - Henry Rollins

Art is a collaboration between God and the artist, and the less the artist does the better. - Andre Gide

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The best compliment we can pay our past is to prophetically and bravely face today and tomorrow. - Bernie Wiebe

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

I'm honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein. - George W. Bush

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

As you grow older, you will discover that you have two hands, one for helping yourself, the other for helping others. - Audrey Hepburn

I was the equivalent of a 98 pound weakling. I would go to the beach and people would throw copies of Byron in my face! - Robin Williams

I've learned that people will seldom let you down if they understand that your destiny is in their hands, and vice versa. - Harvey Mackay

The birch-bark canoe of the savage seems to me one of the most beautiful and perfect things of the kind constructed by human art. - William C. Bryant

Deals are my art form. Other people paint beautifully on canvas or write wonderful poetry. I like making deals, preferably big deals. - Donald Trump


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Secondhand Vegetarian

Leading By Example

Plugged In

Stop Cutting Trees!

Nike Coffin

Busted

Bread Slice

Desert Soccer Fans

Sudoku Sampler B

Tight Fit Ship

Car for Saudi Women

Texting In The Old Days

Realism

Water Mask

Multi Task Dad

Sundae Sermon

Back Massage Track

Baby Sitting

Dad's Turn

Sleep-In Dad

I Love Dad

Father's Day Selfie