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The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil

Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

My diet is like Atkins, but with the carbs. - BJ Penn

Have a healthy disregard for the impossible. - Larry Page

Tears at times have all the weight of speech. - Ovid

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies. - Unknown

I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

I don't diet, I just don't eat as much as I'd like to. - Linda Evangelista

She's a skeleton in the sand right now. She comes and she goes. - Annalies Corbin

My metabolism stinks. I can gain weight just listening to dinner music. - Ron Dentinger

Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. - Benjamin Franklin

Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

People with healthy self-esteem do not need to create pretend identities. - Unknown

When healthy competition prevails - you come out to play and you play to win. - Lorii Myers

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

The two kinds of people on earth are the people who lift and the people who lean. - Unknown

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

My movies are usually about stripping off the makeup, getting down to the skeleton. - Michael Douglas

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

I believe that how you feel is very important to how you look - that healthy equals beautiful. - Victoria Principal

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

Nobody can fail to lose weight in the jungle, unless they've got a secret stash of pork pies somewhere. - Colin Baker

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney

I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. - Jean Kerr

Health is the state about which medicine has nothing to say; sanctity is the state about which theology has nothing to say. - W H Auden

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Maintaining healthy forests is essential to those who make a living from the land and for those of us who use them for recreational purposes. - Cathy M. Rodgers


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