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Diets are mainly food for thought. - N Wylie Jones

A good husband is healthy and absent. - Japanese Proverb

Hope is a good breakfast, but it is a bad supper. - Sir Francis Bacon

If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten

I often take exercise. Only yesterday I had breakfast in bed. - Oscar Wilde

Information is pretty thin stuff unless mixed with experience. - Clarence Day

Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

There is no curing a sick man who believes himself to be in health. - Henri Amiel

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright

I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan

Sometimes I've believed as many as six possible things before breakfast. - Lewis Caroll

The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks. - Henry Miller

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. - Jonathan Swift

Health care's not about insurance! Health care's about getting treatment. - P.J. O'Rourke

To live is like to love - all reason is against it, and all healthy instinct for it. - Samuel Butler

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after. - Anne Morrow Lindbergh

You don't know that you'll ever have to talk about the skeleton in your closet. - Mark McGwire

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

Cheerfulness is the best promoter of health and is as friendly to the mind as to the body. - Joseph Addison

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it. - Paula Poundstone

Coaching doesn't make sick people well - it helps healthy people become extra-ordinary. - Thomas Leonard

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

Mental health problems do not affect three or four out of every five persons but one out of one. - William Menninger

I'm on a strict liquid diet: Mimosas for breakfast, Margaritas for lunch, Martinis for dinner. - Unknown

The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno

Many of our fears are tissue-paper-thin, and a single courageous step would carry us clear through them. - Brendan Francis

I love to go to a movie, get a Diet Coke and a barrel of popcorn, and sit there with my kids and watch a film. - William Shatner

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child

Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. - Bob Thaves

I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson

Confidence is beautiful, no matter your size, no matter your weight. Be confident in who you are and you'll be beautiful. - Unknown

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright


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