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Science is organized knowledge. - Herbert Spencer

Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

And all the insects ceased in honor of the moon. - Jack Kerouac

All science is either physics or stamp collecting. - Ernest Rutherford

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. - Will Rogers

Beware when the great God lets loose a thinker on this planet. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation. - Terry Pratchett

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite. - Dan Quayle

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The dinosaurs became extinct because they didn't have a space program. - Larry Niven

Science is the great antidote to the poison of enthusiasm and superstition. - Adam Smith

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. - C-3PO

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

I would rather be a superb meteor, every atom of me in magnificent glow, than a sleepy and permanent planet. - Jack London

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

Over the long haul of life on this planet, it is the ecologists, and not the bookkeepers of business, who are the ultimate accountants. - Stewart L McKinley

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

My folks came to the U.S. as immigrants, aliens, and became citizens. I was born in Boston, a citizen, went to Hollywood and became an alien. - Leonard Nimoy

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman


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