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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Most problems are solved with resolve. - Unknown

First get the job; then get the job done. - Unknown

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. - Steven Wright

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

Impossible only means that you haven't found the solution yet. - Joe-kster

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton

It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer. - Albert Einstein

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

If you love your job and the people you are working with, you never have to go to work. - Chris Johnson

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

No weapon has ever settled a moral problem. It can impose a solution but it cannot guarantee it to be a just one. - Ernest Hemingway

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Direct your energy toward achieving a goal, and tackle the problems with an emphasis on edging closer to a successful result. - Harvey Mackay

I would solve a lot of literary problems just thinking about a character in the subway, where you can't do anything anyway. - Toni Morrison

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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