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How To Hire Engineers

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No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The job of the artist is always to deepen the mystery. - Francis Bacon

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

A good scapegoat is nearly as welcome as a solution to the problem. - Unknown

The next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it. - Frank A. Clark

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Wherever we look upon this earth, the opportunities take shape within the problems. - Nelson A. Rockefeller

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

There is always a well-known solution to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong. - H L Mencken

Society has traditionally always tied to find scapegoats for its problems. Well, here I am. - Marilyn Manson

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

A good solution applied with vigor now is better than a perfect solution applied ten minutes later. - George S Patton

If I could kick the person in the tail that causes me the most problems I could not sit down for a week. - Will Rogers

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

It doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. - Casablanca

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

There is no perfect solution to depression, nor should there be. And odd as this may sound, we should be glad of that. It keeps us human. - Lesley Hazelton

The formulation of a problem is often more essential than its solution, which may be merely a matter of mathematical or experimental skill. - Albert Einstein

When a train goes through a tunnel and it gets dark, you don't throw away the ticket and jump off. You sit still and trust the engineer. - Corrie Ten Boom

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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