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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

The solution of every problem is another problem. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

When you marry your mistress, you create a job vacancy. - James Goldsmith

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window. - Steve Wozniak

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

The problems of puzzles are very near the problems of life. - Erno Rubik

Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

If you think there's a solution, you're part of the problem. - George Carlin

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

I know I can act. There aren't too many other jobs I know how to do. - Jack Nicholson

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. - Emo Philips

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Scientists discover the world that exists; engineers create the world that never was. - Theodore von Karman

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

When you don't share your problems, you resent hearing the problems of other people. - Chuck Palahniuk

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

We can't solve problems by using the same kind of thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

Never let life's hardships disturb you... no one can avoid problems, not even saints or sages. - Nichiren Daishonen

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

If we could eliminate the concept of town and return to live in small villages, all world problems were solved. - Rossana Condoleo

Man is the cheapest 150-pound nonlinear, all-purpose computer system which can be mass-produced by unskilled labor. - NASA

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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