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God is not a dead equation. - Muhammad Iqbal

Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Problems are the normal state of life. - Charlie Jones

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Always be smarter than the people who hire you. - Lena Horne

The only people without problems are in a cemetery. - Norman Vincent Peale

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

To the wise, life is a problem; to the fool, a solution. - Marcus Aurelius

Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. - Geraldo Rivera

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

The new job of art is to sit on the wall and get more expensive. - Robert Hughes

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

Problems that are procrastinated on are only amplified. Be the buffalo. - Unknown

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Listen long enough and the person will generally come up with an adequate solution. - Mary Kay Ash

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I love running. I’m not into marathons, but I am into avoiding problems at an accelerated rate. - Jarod Kintz

You go to your TV to turn your brain off. You go to the computer when you want to turn your brain on. - Steve Jobs

At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation. - Paul Feig

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. - Herm Albright

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

The Swedish engineer who invented the zip fastener made a greater intellectual leap than many scientists do in a lifetime. - Martin Rees

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela


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