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Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Always be smarter than the people who hire you. - Lena Horne

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

The solution often turns out more beautiful than the puzzle. - Richard Dawkins

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. - Robert Orben

Our problems are man-made; therefore, they can be solved by man. - John F Kennedy

A politician will do anything to keep his job - even become a patriot. - William Randolph

Problems that are procrastinated on are only amplified. Be the buffalo. - Unknown

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation. - Madeleine Albright

Executives who get there and stay suggest solutions when they present the problems. - Malcolm S Forbes

It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up. - Muhammad Ali

First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people. - Leo Rosten

Comedy's a funny game, it's not a job, it's a vocation - you never stop. - Eric Sykes

Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers. - Daniel J. Boorstin

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

If you don't make mistakes, you're not working on hard enough problems. And that's a big mistake. - Unknown

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV! - Homer Simpson

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

If you want to make a permanent change, stop focusing on the size of your problems and start focusing on the size of you. - T. Harv Eker

Just think how far we've come in the 20th Century. The man who used to be a cog in the wheel is now a digit in the computer. - Robert Fuoss

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

By publishing content that shows buyers you understand their problems and can show them how to solve them, you build credibility. - Ardath Albee

Unrest of spirit is a mark of life; one problem after another presents itself and in the solving of them we can find our greatest pleasure. - Kal Menninger

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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