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How To Hire Engineers

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How To Hire Engineers thanks to Cherei McCarter

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Hire character. Train skill. - Peter Schutz

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

Never send a human to do a machine's job. - Hugo Weaving

Acting is everybody's favorite second job. - Jack Nicholson

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all. - John F Kennedy

If you do a job too well, you'll get stuck with it. - Unknown

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems. - Unknown

I will be the greatest jobs president that God ever created. - Donald Trump

You're either part of the solution or part of the problem. - Eldridge Cleaver

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems. - Homer Simpson

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

The real opportunity for success lies within the person and not in the job. - Zig Ziglar

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. - Steven Wright

The nice thing about doing a crossword puzzle is, you know there is a solution. - Stephen Sondheim

Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales. - Stephen Hawking

They say Rome wasn't built in a day, but I wasn't in on that particular job. - Brian Clough

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

Please leave my computer alone. The only cookies I want to get are the ones I can eat. - Heather Wolf

I had the most boring office job in the world - I used to clean the windows on envelopes. - Rita Rudner

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

Our Age of Anxiety is, in great part, the result of trying to do today's jobs with yesterday's tools. - Marshall McLuhan

I use a computer. I don't know if that qualifies me as a techie, but I'm pretty good on the computer. - Leonard Nimoy

I love living. I have some problems with my life, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. - Neil Simon

In every problem, there's a concealed solution... locking itself underneath... unlock, peruse, find and solve. - Michael B. Johnson

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

Be grateful for what you have and stop complaining - it bores everybody else, does you no good, and doesn't solve any problems. - Zig Ziglar

The release of atomic energy has not created a new problem. It has merely made more urgent the necessity of solving an existing one. - Albert Einstein

We're thrilled to have an Olympian in our midst. And while we've let the viewers do the hiring ... I'm still doing the firing. - Donald Trump

Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man. - Maria G. Mayer


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