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How To Make Holy Water

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How To Make Holy Water thanks to Shawn Kennedy

Q: How do you make Holy Water?
A: Take a cup of water and boil the hell out of it.

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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Will no one rid me of this turbulent priest? - Henry II

Just pray for a tough hide and a tender heart. - Ruth Graham

I do not believe in God and I am not an atheist. - Albert Camus

A puff of wind and popular praise weigh the same. - English Proverb

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

What is faith unless it is to believe what you do not see? - St. Augustine

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Most people would rather be ruined by praise than saved by criticism. - Unknown

Prayer is when you talk to God; meditation is when you listen to God. - Diana Robinson

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

If God gets sore enough at you Edith, he could turn your jawbone into an ass. - Archie Bunker

I suppose the best kind of spring morning is the best weather God has to offer. - Dodie Smith

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

When God created the world, he didn't draw a line between Canada and America. - Marianne Williamson

I do know the American gentleman, God forgive me for putting two such words together. - Charles Dickens

God gave us the gift of lie; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well. - Voltaire

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

Every time a child is born it brings with it the hope that God is not yet disappointed in man. - Rabindranath Tagore

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Do not look down upon any Muslim, for even the most inferior believer is great in the eyes of God. - Abu Bakr

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

We are all motivated by a keen desire for praise, and the better a man is, the more he is inspired to glory. - Cicero

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's Gift. That's why we call it the 'Present.' - Bill Keane

Even if my strength should fail, my daring will win me praise: in might enterprises even the will to succeed is enough. - Propertius

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. - Garrison Keillor

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree" - probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on. - Woody Allen

All who call on God in true faith, earnestly from the heart, will certainly be heard, and will receive what they have asked and desired. - Martin Luther

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Man has made 32 million laws since the Commandments were handed down to Moses on Mount Sinai... but he has never improved on God's law. - Cecil B. DeMille


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