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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

We cannot walk alone... We cannot turn back... I have a dream today! - Martin Luther King Jr

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Whatever you can do, or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power and magic in it. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

You said you have a dream. Make your wonderful dream a reality, and it will become your truth. - Pokemon

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it. - Jeff Foxworthy

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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