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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. - Edgar Allen Poe

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla


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