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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

If you can dream it, you can achieve it. - Zig Ziglar

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

An Irish wedding is a tame thing to an Irish funeral. - Mary Deasy

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

To excavate a pyramid is the dream of every archaeologist. - Sarah Parcak

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream. - Eleanor Roosevelt

A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes. - Joseph Addison

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

If you don't build your dream, someone else will hire you to help them build theirs. - Dhirubhai Ambani

It takes hunger, tenacity and commitment to see a dream through until it becomes a reality. - John C Maxwell

You know how kids dream of being soccer players or actors? Well, my dream was to be a sushi chef. - Nobu Matsuhisa

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

When they said to you at graduation, "Follow your dream," did anybody say you have to wake up first? - Bill Cosby

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas


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