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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hope is a walking dream. - Aristotle

Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

Everyone makes fun of the Redneck until the Zombie Apocalypse. - Unknown

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

It's every lawyer's dream to help shape the law, not just react to it. - Alan Dershowitz

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

The end of wisdom is to dream high enough not to lose the dream in the seeking of it. - William Faulkner

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

While armchair travelers dream of going places, traveling armchairs dream of staying put. - Anne Tyler

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader. - John Quincy Adams

The only thing that stands between you and your dream is the will to try and the belief that it is actually possible. - Joel Brown

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

If we hope for what we are not likely to possess, we act and think in vain, and make life a greater dream and shadow than it really is. - Joseph Addison

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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