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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

Dare to be wrong, and to dream. - Friedrich von Schiller

Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Hope is the dream of the waking man. - French Proverb

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Life is just a dream, but don't wake me up! - Yiddish Proverb

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream. - C S Lewis

If you don't have a dream, how can you have a dream come true? - Jiminy Cricket

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get. - Michael Phelps

Just get a bag and drop a dream in it, and you'll be surprised what happens. - Charles N. Reilly

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

You cannot dream yourself into a character; you must hammer and forge yourself one. - Henry David Thoreau

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

The reason they call it the American Dream is because you have to be asleep to believe it. - George Carlin

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night. - Edgar Allan Poe

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

It's difficult to say what is impossible, for the dream of yesterday is the hope for tomorrow. - Robert H. Goddard

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

Everybody shares one universal problem. To succeed you have to persuade others to support your vision, dream or cause. - Peter Guber

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When you wake up in the morning, you have two choices: go back to sleep and dream your dreams, or wake up and chase those dreams. - Unknown

I dream of the realization of the unity of Africa, whereby its leaders combine in their efforts to solve the problems of this continent. - Nelson Mandela

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas


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