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Hunter's Dream Wedding

Even the honeymoon suite is just Duck-e!

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

Hunter's Dream Wedding thanks to Bob Tasse

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Dream! Dream! And then go for it! - Desmond Tutu

Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine. - Elvis Presley

When you cease to dream you cease to live. - Malcolm S. Forbes

When we can't dream any longer, we die. - Emma Goldman

He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb

I am building a dream with elevators in it. - Rick Ross

Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. - Unknown

For hope is but the dream of those that wake. - Matthew Prior

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake. - Margot Asquith

There is nothing like a dream to create the future. - Victor Hugo

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Whatever the world finds pleasing, is but a brief dream. - Petrarch

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream. - Hugh Hefner

To live is to dream, and to dream pleasantly is to be wise. - Frederick Schiller

Not to dream boldly may turn out to be simply irresponsible. - George Leonard

Commitment leads to action. Action brings your dream closer. - Marcia Wieder

I'll never forget my wedding day... they threw vitamin pills. - Groucho Marx

Instead of the final judgement, what worries me is the final dream. - João Cabral de Melo Neto

The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream. - William Shakespeare

If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize. - Muhammad Ali

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. - Grace Hansen

I don't follow trends. I make each cake for a particular wedding, or event. - Ron Ben-Israel

Give crayons. Adults are disturbingly impoverished of these magical dream sticks. - Dr. SunWolf

If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it, you can become it. - William Arthur Ward

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Happy are those who dream dreams and are ready to pay the price to make them come true. - Leon J. Suenes

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

To accomplish great things, we must not only act, but also dream; not only plan, but also believe. - Anatole France

I chose the Egyptian dream: the dream to make a TV show, and then be called an infidel by the end. - Bassem Youssef

Some men see things as they are and say why? I dream things that never were and say why not? - George Bernard Shaw

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

We dream to give ourselves hope. To stop dreaming - well, that's like saying you can never change your fate. - Amy Tan

Dream your dream; and realize that you are more than just the dreamer, you are the point of origin for its reality. - Steve Maraboli

When you say justice, it doesn't have to be war. Justice could just be clearing a path for people to dream properly. - Kanye West

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward


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