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It's Not My Job

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My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Hard work is exhilarating; worrying hard is a killer. - Joe Segal

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

The more I want to get something done, the less I call it work. - Richard Bach

When you play, play hard; when you work, don't play at all. - Theodore Roosevelt

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I work for myself. I'm what ya call an "entramanure." - Archie Bunker

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Work as if you were to live a hundred years.
Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Benjamin Franklin

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. - Thomas Edison

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

I think people should be allowed to do anything they want. We haven't tried that for a while. Maybe this time it'll work. - George Carlin

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Each one must learn for himself the highest wisdom. It cannot be taught in words. Men who work cannot dream, and wisdom comes to us in dreams. - Smohalla

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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