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It's Not My Job

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It's Not My Job thanks to Roy Taylor

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I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge

My grandmother made dying her life's work. - Hugh Leonard

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Ingenuity, plus courage, plus work, equals miracles. - Bob Richards

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? - Edgar Bergen

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

There is time for work. And time for love. That leaves no other time. - Coco Chanel

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable. - Edgar Bronfman

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

I drink maple syrup. Then I'm hyper so I just run around like crazy and work it all off. - Rachel McAdams

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

They shared the chores of living as some couples do - she did most of the work and he appreciated it. - Paula Gosling

Reporter: "How many people work at the Vatican?"
Pope John XXIII: "About half." - Pope John XXIII

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth - even if it costs him his job. - Samuel Goldwyn

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then complain that he's not the man she married? - Barbara Streisand

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

When you're following your energy and doing what you want all the time, the distinction between work and play dissolves. - Shakti Gawain

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put foundations under them. - Henry David Thoreau

If you're interested in 'balancing' work and pleasure, stop trying to balance them. Instead make your work more pleasurable. - Donald Trump

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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