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Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Don't hope for success. Work for it. - Unknown

All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind. - Aristotle

The harder you work, the harder it is to lose. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Resolve to work all of the time that you are at work. - Peter Legge

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need. - Voltaire

Work keeps at bay three great evils: boredom, vice and need. - Voltaire

Cessation of work is not accompanied by cessation of expenses. - Cato the Elder

Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job. - Unknown

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important. - Jerry Seinfeld

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Most people want to improve themselves, but not many want to work at it. - Unknown

It is the job of thinking people not to be on the side of the executioners. - Albert Camus

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

No one has the right to sit down and feel hopeless. There's too much work to do. - Dorothy Day

The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application. - Ken Kraft

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

Time neither subtracts nor divides, but adds at such a pace it seems like multiplication. - Bob Talbert

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges. - Jack Handy

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

I do not see how a man can work on the frontiers of physics and write poetry at the same time. They are in opposition. - Paul Dirac

The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not. - Thomas Jefferson

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

You have to do what you love to do, not get stuck in that comfort zone of a regular job. Life is not a dress rehearsal. This is it. - Lucinda Basset

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

The essential element in personal magnetism is a consuming sincerity - an overwhelming faith in the importance of the work one has to do. - Bruce Barton

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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