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I've Got Time

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

Slow and steady wins the race. - Aesop

It is awfully hard work doing nothing. - Oscar Wilde

Thou drone, thou snail, thou slug, thou sot! - William Shakespeare

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Find a job you like and you add five days to every week. - H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Diamonds are only lumps of coal that stuck to their jobs. - Malcolm Forbes

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

Exhibit pride in your work and humility in your accomplishments. - Unknown

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. - George D. Prentice

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

We always admire the other fellow more after we have tried to do his job. - William Feather

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day. - Thornton Wilder

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it's a passion. - Gordon Ramsay

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

No kid is unsmart. Every kid's a genius at something. Our job is to find it. And then encourage it. - Robin Sharma

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

Every person I work with knows something better than me. My job is to listen long enough to find it and use it. - Jack Nichols

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

I have Dementia
My responses may be slow.
Take your time and wait for me,
It means more than you can know! - Unknown

The person who knows "how" will always have a job.
The person who knows "why" will always be his boss. - Diane Ravitch

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene


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