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July 4th Balloon

Happy Independence Day to our American friends!

July 4th Balloon thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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The best of America drifts to Paris. - F Scott Fitzgerald

There are no American infidels in Baghdad. - Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

America is a tune. It must be sung together. - Gerald Stanley Lee

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? - Homer Simpson

We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. - Winston Churchill

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

There is no distinctly American criminal class - except Congress. - Mark Twain

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy. - Margaret Thatcher

Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler

Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence

Income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. - Will Rogers

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

I found a country [America] with thirty-two religions and only one sauce. - Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Perogord

Baseball is a skilled game. It's America's game - it, and high taxes. - Will Rogers

No one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American public. - P.T. Barnum

In America nobody says you have to keep the circumstances somebody else gives you. - Amy Tan

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Vietnam was lost in the living rooms of America, not on the battlefields of Vietnam. - Marshall McLuhan

The middle class. Since when in America do we have classes? That's Marxism talk. - Rick Santorum

In America, we like everyone to know about the good work we're doing anonymously. - Jay Leno

In America the President reigns for four years and journalism governs forever and ever. - Oscar Wilde

The joke was lost on the foreigner - guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke. - Mark Twain

America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. - Oscar Wilde

Diabetes occurs at twice the rate in the African American community as it does in white Americans. - Xavier Becerra

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few. - Will Rogers

A truly American sentiment recognizes the dignity of labor and the fact that honor lies in honest toil. - Grover Cleveland

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely been detected. - Oscar Wilde

America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for a dollar and use it up in two weeks. - Barrymore

To be President of the United States, sir, is to act as advocate for a blind, venomous, and ungrateful client. - John Updike

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

One good thing about living in America is that there is no neurosis too insignificant to merit its own paperback. - Deborah Solomon

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere. - Jim Hightower

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

We pick politicians by how they look on TV and Miss America on where she stands on the issues. Isn't that a little backwards? - Jay Leno

A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like you make. - Unknown


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