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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

A career is a job that has gone on too long. - Jeff MacNelly

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

Come forth, Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job. - James Joyce

An optimist is simply a pessimist with no job experience. - Dilbert

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

You're the lowly pheasant with the job of keeping her here. - Archie Bunker

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Do the hard jobs first. The easy jobs will take care of themselves. - Dale Carnegie

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

The job of an educator is to teach students to see vitality in themselves. - Joseph Campbell

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions. - Mark Twain

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

There's nothing you've ever been successful at that you didn't work on every day. - Will Smith

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

A lot of what passes for depression these days is nothing more than a body saying that it needs work. - Geoffrey Norman

I have a great, great company. I employ thousands of people. And I'm very proud of the job I did. - Donald Trump

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

Decide what you want, what you are willing to exchange for it. Establish your priorities and go to work. - HL Hunt

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do it is destroyed, laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours. - Lady Hasluck

There is a difference between conceit and confidence. Conceit is bragging about yourself. Confidence means you believe you can get the job done. - Johnny Unitas


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