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Last Day On The Job

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Last Day On The Job thanks to Bob Tasse

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Stress makes you stupid. - Unknown

What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

What isn't tried won't work. - Claude McDonald

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

It is only when I am doing my work that I am truly alive. - Federico Fellini

Learn to work harder on yourself than you do on your job. - Jim Rohn

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

It's a job never started that takes the longest to finish. - JRR Tolkien

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Things work out best for those who make the best of how things work out. - John Wooden

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. - Ogden Nash

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive, but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

If you think your boss is stupid remember: you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter. - Albert Grant

Never wear a backward baseball cap to an interview unless applying for the job of umpire. - Dan Zevin

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Wherever I go, people are waving at me. Maybe if I do a good job, they'll use all their fingers. - Frank King

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

If you get up in the morning and you say, 'I got to go to work. How can I get out of this?' you're not happy. - Red Auerbach

In every jigsaw puzzle, there is one key piece, and the only tough job is to identify that key piece from the mess out there. - Sapan Saxena

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Worrying is less work than doing something to fix the worry. Everybody wants to save the earth; nobody wants to help Mom with the dishes. - P.J. O'Rourke

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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