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Lead Sled Dog

Unless you are the lead sled dog, the scenery never changes

Lead Sled Dog thanks to Terry Cameron

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Candlestine romance - Archie Bunker

Character is destiny. - Greek Proverb

Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Dreams are the touchstones of our character. - Henry David Thoreau

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

Winning takes talent, to repeat takes character. - John Wooden

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

Appropriate rules cultivate a disciplined character. - Bill Welker

Character is not given to us; we build it ourselves. - Mabel Hale

Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde

There is no greater index of character so sure as the voice. - Benjamin Disraeli

A man's manner to a certain extent indicates his character. - Samuel Smiles

It is easy to be nice, even to an enemy - from lack of character. - Dag Hammarskjold

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

Nothing of character is really permanent but virtue and personal worth. - Daniel Webster

Fame was like a drug. But what was even more like a drug were the drugs. - Homer Simpson

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Ability can take you to the top, but it takes character to keep you there. - Zig Ziglar

Fame is only good for one thing - they will cash your check in a small town. - Truman Capote

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

The true test of a man's character is what he does when no one is watching. - John Wooden

We all lose our looks eventually, better develop your character and interest in life. - Jacqueline Bisset

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

As long as I can wear a wig I can be any character, and in real life I can be myself. - Ginnifer Goodwin

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

No matter how much fame and fortune you achieve, don't get wrapped up in yourself. - Dal Richards

There is nothing in which people more betray their character than in what they laugh at. - Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Character is better than ancestry, and personal conduct is of more importance than the highest. - Thomas J. Barnardo

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

What we value shapes our character and will ultimately define how we lead, or whether we can lead at all. - Unknown

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

I've never sought success in order to get fame and money; it's the talent and the passion that count in success. - Ingrid Bergman

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Every man, as to character, is the creature of the age in which he lives. Very few are able to raise themselves above the ideas of their times. - Voltaire

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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