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Man is a god in ruins. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Thank God kids never mean well. - Lily Tomlin

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

God created man, but I could do better. - Erma Bombeck

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

We have to pray on behalf of those who do not pray. - Mother Teresa

God writes comedy but sometimes has a slow audience. - Garrison Keillor

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

If you want to give God a good laugh, tell Him your plans. - Yiddish Proverb

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

I am inclined to believe that this is the land God gave to Cain. - Jacques Cartier

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

If God had wanted me otherwise, he would have created me otherwise. - Johann von Goethe

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

Our faith in the present dies out long before our faith in the future. - Ruth Benedict

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

Be on your guard; stand firm in the faith; be men of courage; be strong. - Bible

It's not dying for faith that's so hard, it's living up to it. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

Whatever happens, abide steadfast in a determination to cling simply to God. - Francis de Sales

Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you’re making too much money. - Robin Williams

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

Faith is much better than belief. Belief is when someone else does the thinking. - R Buckminster Fuller

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality. - Bob Hope

My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

Where is Hollywood located? Chiefly between the ears. In that part of the American brain lately vacated by God. - Erica Jong

In 1953 there were two ways for an Irish Catholic boy to impress his parents: become a priest or attend Notre Dame. - Phil Donahue

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

I don't like to write like God. It is only because you never do it, though, that the critics think you can't do it. - Ernest Hemingway

When you inhale, you are taking the strength from God. When you exhale, it represents the service you are giving to the world. - B.K. Iyengar


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