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Faith is under the left nipple. - Martin Luther

God gave burdens, also shoulders. - Yiddish Proverb

Religions change; beer and wine remain. - Hervey Allen

To God, thy country, and thy friend be true. - Bill Vaughan

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

God cannot alter the past, though historians can. - Samuel Butler

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

God gives nothing to those who keep their arms crossed. - African Saying

Faith lightens the path your shadowed mind has to walk. - Michelle Horst

It only rains straight down. God doesn't do windows. - Steven Wright

A man who is intimate with God is not intimidated by man. - Leonard Ravenhill

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

The things which are impossible with men are possible with God. - Luke 18:27

God does not require we be successful, only that we be faithful. - Mother Teresa

I can't believe that God put us on this earth to be ordinary. - Lou Holtz

Corruption is nature's way of restoring our faith in democracy. - Sir Peter Ustinov

Surrender to what is. Let go of what was. Have faith in what will be. - Sonia Ricotti

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

A blank piece of paper is God's way of telling us how hard it is to be God. - Sidney Sheldon

Physical strength can never permanently withstand the impact of spiritual force. - Franklin D Roosevelt

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

If you want to be successful, just meditate, man. God will tell you what people need. - Carlos Santana

Do not blame God for having created the tiger, but thank him for not having given it wings. - Indian Proverb

I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows. - Susan B Anthony

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

When I make a vow to God, then I would suggest to you that's even stronger than a handshake in Texas. - Rick Perry

God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams

Thank God for tea! What would the world do without tea! How did it exist? I am glad I was not born before tea. - Sydney Smith

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

The meme for blind faith secures its own perpetuation by the simple unconscious expedient of discouraging rational inquiry. - Richard Dawkins

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

To be an atheist requires an indefinitely greater measure of faith than to receive all the great truths which atheism would deny. - Joseph Addison

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown

Be yourself no matter what other people think. God made you the way you are for a reason. Besides, an original is always worth more than a copy! - Unknown


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