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The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg. - Steven Wright

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman

Tell her I ain't crawlin' home to her with my tail between her legs. - Archie Bunker

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs. - Steven Wright

Show me a man with a tattoo and I'll show you a man with an interesting past. - Jack London

There goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class. - David Coleman

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

If you haven't time to respond to a tug at your pants leg, your schedule is too crowded. - Robert Brault

Tattoos have a power and magic all their own. They decorate the body but they also enhance the soul. - Michelle Delio

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg. - Bjarne Stroustrup

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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