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Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait

If Leonardo da Vinci had painted Michael Jackson

Leonardo da Vinci's Unfinished Portrait thanks to Martin Grosse

Leonardo's Glove-Lost Painting

Would you call it 'Mona Jackson', 'Mona Michael' - or would you want your 'Mona' Back?

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Life is brief, art is long. - Hippocrates

Photographing a cake can be art. - Irving Penn

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

Any idealism is a proper subject for art. - Lafcadio Hearn

Our humor turns our anger into a fine art. - Mary Kay Blakely

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

What is this, an audience or an oil painting? - Milton Berle

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Truth is simple, requiring neither study nor art. - Ammian

Logic is neither science nor an art, but a dodge. - Benjamin Jowett

The art of a people is a true mirror to their minds. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The 'Earth' without art is just 'eh'. - Unknown

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

A work of art which did not begin in emotion is not art. - Paul Cezanne

Advertising is the greatest art form of the twentieth century. - Marshall McLuhan

The Iranians and Persians are excellent at the art of negotiation. - Donald Trump

It is a symbol of Irish art. The cracked looking-glass of a servant. - James Joyce

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

There is no prejudice that the work of art does not finally overcome. - Andre Gide

We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master. - Ernest Hemingway

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

Art is the most intense mode of individualism that the world has known. - Oscar Wilde

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises. - Samuel Butler

Dancing is the only art of which we ourselves are the stuff of which it is made. - Ted Shawn

It is only an auctioneer who can equally and impartially admire all schools of art. - Oscar Wilde

The purpose of art is to lay bare the questions which have been hidden by the answers. - James Baldwin

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

Names are not always what they seem. The common Welsh name BZJXXLLWCP is pronounced Jackson. - Mark Twain

Shopping: The fine art of acquiring things you don't need with money you don't have. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Confidence, like art, never comes from having all the answers; it comes from being open to all the questions. - Earl Gray Stevens

I feel strongly that the visual arts are of vast importance. Of course I could be prejudiced. I am a visual art. - Kermit The Frog

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis


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