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Life Cycle of a Chicken

Eggsellent overview of the life cycle of a chicken

Life Cycle of a Chicken thanks to Karen Moore

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Life is more fun if you play games. - Roald Dahl

Believe in the holy contour of life. - Jack Kerouac

Wear your heart on your skin in this life. - Sylvia Plath

There is just one life for each of us: our own. - Euripides

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

Life is the biggest bargain - we get it for nothing. - Yiddish Proverb

There are life-threatening issues related to diabetes. - Stephen Wallem

Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all. - Rodney Dangerfield

Life is a shipwreck but we must not forget to sing in the lifeboats. - Voltaire

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

I always had a fantasy of being a chef, because I like kitchen life. - Geoffrey Rush

You make a living by what you earn; you make a life by what you give. - Unknown

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Stress is an important dragon to slay - or at least tame - in your life. - Marilu Henner

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

When you are tough on yourself, life is going to be infinitely easier on you. - Zig Ziglar

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Isn't life a collection of weird quizzes with no answers to half the questions? - Pawan Mishra

The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. - Oprah Winfrey

The Book of Life begins with a man and woman in a garden, and it ends with Revelations. - Oscar Wilde

So often in life, things that you regard as an impediment turn out to be great good fortune. - Ruth Bader Ginsburg

I am afraid. Not of life, or death, or nothingness, but of wasting it as if I had never been. - Daniel Keyes

Maybe you needed to get whacked hard by life before you understood what you wanted out of it. - Jodi Picoult

That best portion of a good man's life - his little, nameless, unremembered acts of kindness and love. - William Wordsworth

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

My regular life today is reading books, making dolls houses, sewing dolls with my daughter and barbequing. - Milla Jovovich

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

There's a period of life when we swallow a knowledge of ourselves and it becomes either good or sour inside. - Pearl Bailey

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

Next to knowing when to seize an opportunity, the most important thing in life is to know when to forego an advantage. - Benjamin Disraeli

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

Life is an arrow - therefore you must know
What mark to aim at, how to use the bow -
Then draw it to the head and let it go. - Henry Van Dyke

If all our happiness is bound up entirely in our personal circumstances it is difficult not to demand of life more than it has to give. - Bertrand Russell

Those who have never known the deep intimacy and the intense companionship of mutual love have missed the best thing that life has to give. - Bertrand Russell


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