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LONG Neck Giraffe

So that's why they call them long neck giraffes!

LONG Neck Giraffe thanks to Darwin McKee

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PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals - Unknown

We hold these semi-animal meetings. - Archie Bunker

Can vegetarians eat animal crackers? - George Carlin

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

Hangin' around her neck like an albacore - Archie Bunker

The buffalo is a surprisingly stupid animal. - Ellsworth Huntington

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

My music is best understood by children and animals. - Igor Stravinsky

That's the straw that broke the camel's neck. - Archie Bunker

Mmmm, pork chops and bacon... my two favorite animals. - Homer Simpson

Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it. - Will Rogers

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

The best thing about animals is that they don't talk much. - Thornton Wilder

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. - Groucho Marx

What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? - George Carlin

I'm definitely an animal lover, and I stand up for all animals' rights. - Laura Mennell

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock

Often, the human animal dresses terror in rage, and expresses both in a way unlike either. - Julius Lester

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

I'm kind of honored to be a dragon lady. The dragon is a very powerful, mythical animal. - Yoko Ono

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated. - Mahatma Gandhi

A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker

My favorite animal is a polar bear. They're going extinct, and I really don't want that to happen. - Quvenzhane Wallis

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

It has been said that man is a rational animal. All my life I have been searching for evidence which could support this. - Bertrand Russell

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Man is a credulous animal, and must believe something; in the absence of good grounds for belief, he will be satisfied with bad ones. - Bertrand Russell

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Living in the past is a dull and lonely business; looking back strains the neck muscles, causes you to bump into people not going your way. - Edna Ferber

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Ever occur to you why some of us can be this much concerned with animals suffering? Because government is not. Why not? Animals don't vote. - Paul Harvey

Man is the only animal who enjoys the consolation of believing in a next life; all other animals enjoy the consolation of not worrying about it. - Robert Brault

Animals, in their generation, are wiser than the sons of men; but their wisdom is confined to a few particulars, and lies in a very narrow compass. - Joseph Addison


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