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Lost Dog

Do you know where your dog is tonight?

Lost Dog thanks to Dave Loewen

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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

I did not know myself, I lost my personality. - Gertrude Stein

When everything is lost, anything is possible. - Robert Inman

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

When my soul was in the lost-and-found
You came along to claim it. - Carole King

No opportunity is ever lost. Someone else seizes the ones you missed. - Unknown

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks. - Totie Fields

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

Remember, no effort that we make to attain something beautiful is ever lost. - Helen Keller

No star is lost once we have seen; We always may be what we might have been. - Adelaide Proctor

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright

Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has lost its status. - Laurence J. Peter

Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It's hardly ever for them. - Harry Hill

I think you could build a couple of humans with the amount of skin lost on the reef at Pipe. - Martin Potter

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass! - Rodney Dangerfield

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

When wealth is lost, nothing is lost. When health is lost, something is lost. When character is lost, all is lost. - Rev. Billy Graham

We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet, so we bought a dog. It's cheaper and you get more feet. - Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Anytime I feel lost, I pull out a map and stare. I stare until I have reminded myself that life is a giant adventure, so much to do, to see. - Angelina Jolie

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

I think it would be interesting if old people got anti-Alzheimer's disease where they slowly began to recover other people's lost memories. - George Carlin

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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