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Love - Hate Attitude

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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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Admiration, like love, wears out. - Marquis de Vauvenargues

Familiar acts are beautiful through love. - Percy Bysshe Shelley

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Love the life you live. Live the life you love. - Bob Marley

If you judge people, you have no time to love them. - Mother Teresa

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

You have the power to decide what your attitude will be. - H. Norman Wright

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live. - Bob Hope

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

Those who love deeply never grow old; they may die of old age, but they die young. - Dorothy Canfield Fisher

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

Love endures only when the lovers love many things together and not merely each other. - Walter Lippmann

Real love is a humble receptivity of a silent heart that is prepared to melt and merge. - Banani Ray

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

There are a lot of things happening that show us that this, right now, is a time to love. - Stevie Wonder

One of the most important things a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Ray Chenoweth

The grand essentials of life are something to do, something to love, something to hope for. - Thomas Chalmers

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Be thankful for what you have. You have no idea how many people would love to have what you got. - Unknown

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

It's better to fall from a tree and break your back than to fall in love and break your heart. - African Proverb

Having a positive mental attitude is asking how something can be done rather than saying it can't be done. - Bo Bennett

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything. - Oscar Wilde

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

There's an upside to grandparenthood. You play, you give, you love, then you hand them back and go to an early movie. - Billy Crystal

It's tangible, it's solid, it's beautiful. It's artistic, from my standpoint, and I just love real estate. - Donald Trump

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir


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