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Love - Hate Attitude

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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

We are easily duped by those we love. - Moliere

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Love is not singular except in syllable. - Marvin Taylor

Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none. - William Shakespeare

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Love conquers all things; let us too surrender to love. - Virgil

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

Children need love, especially when they do not deserve it. - Harold Hulbert

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Success is what happens while you're doing what you love. - Tom Krueger

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love. - Stendhal

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

The tax collector must love poor people, he's creating so many of them. - Bill Vaughan

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power. - Bertrand Russell

Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton

Love the moment, and the energy of that moment will spread beyond all boundaries. - Corita Kent

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

One often goes from love to ambition, but one rarely returns from ambition to love. - Duc de La Rochefoucauld

Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else. - George Bernard Shaw

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

I see their souls, and I hold them in my hands, and because I love them they weigh nothing. - Pearl Bailey

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

You can't study comedy; it's within you. It's a personality. My humor is an attitude. - Don Rickles

Be glad of life because it gives you the chance to love, to work, to play and to look up at the stars. - Henry van Dyke

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

It is our attitude at the beginning of a difficult task which, more than anything else, will affect its successful outcome. - William James

We are not held back by the love we didn't receive in the past, but by the love we're not extending in the present. - Marianne Williamson

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. - Steve Martin

Love is like jumping out of an airplane with no parachute. But there’s no need to be frightened, because that plane is still on the ground. - Jarod Kintz


Donut Decadence

Manmade Beach in Japan

Bacon Bikes

Animal Taxi

Lego Key Holder

Mechanic Apprentice

Redneck Helicopter

Hairy Egg

Fork Door Handle

Making Hockey More Popular

Suitcase WorkPlace

One-Knight Stands

Stealth Cell Phone Tower

Holes of the World

Sunken Bed

Australian Wildfire Survivor

Rat Toys

Radish Camouflage

Apple Art

Cake Finders

Shot Glasses

Frog Spout Security

Chopper Bicycle

Canadian Suntan