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Love - Hate Attitude

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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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Love, and do what you like. - St. Augustine

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Love is the poetry of the senses. - Honore de Balzac

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Love for me is like a pretzel. Twisted and salty. - Emmy Gay

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

I love mankind... It's people I can't stand. - Linus Van Pelt

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies. - Swedish Proverb

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make. - Paul McCartney

Don't marry a tennis player - love means nothing to them. - Joan Rivers

I have fallen in love with someone who is hiding inside of you. - Hafiz

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. - Welsh Proverb

Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning. - Unknown

A friendship that like love is warm; A love like friendship, steady. - Thomas Moore

Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence. - Vincent van Gogh

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

I want to be a healer, and love all things that grow and are not barren. - JRR Tolkien

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I love sports. Whenever I can, I always watch the Detroit Tigers on the radio. - Gerald R. Ford

A little kindness from person to person is better than a vast love for all humankind. - Richard Dehmel

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

I love surfing more than cricket. It's more interesting and you meet great people. - Hansie Cronje

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance. - Oscar Wilde

Faith goes up the stairs that love has built and looks out the window which hope has opened. - Charles Spurgeon

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it. - Josh Billings

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

Your attitude determines your altitude. How high you go is almost entirely due to a positive attitude. - Mel Cooper

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open, and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away. - Dorothy Parker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

Darkness cannot drive out darkness: only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate: only love can do that. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The best portion of a good man's life;
His little nameless, unremembered acts
Of kindness and of love. - William Wordsworth

Among those whom I like or admire, I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. - W H Auden

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

This is love: to fly toward a secret sky, to cause a hundred veils to fall each moment. First to let go of life. Finally, to take a step without feet. - Rumi


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