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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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All you need is love. - John Lennon

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

The hottest love has the coldest end. - Socrates

I set off, off to kill the man I love. - Richelle Mead

A person is only as good as what they love. - Saul Bellow

Oh, I'm so inadequate. And I love myself! - Meg Ryan

Being Irish, I always had this love of words. - Kenneth Branagh

Love your enemy as you'd love your brother. - Unknown

Being in love is a transient state of psychosis. - John Bradshaw

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop. - H L Mencken

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

Each time you love, love as deeply as if it were forever. - Audre Lorde

Love is, or it ain't. Thin love ain't love at all. - Toni Morrison

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity. - George Bernard Shaw

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

The biggest sin in the world would be if I lost my love for the ocean. - Laird Hamilton

I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. - Woody Allen

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. - Bertrand Russell

I love you as certain dark things are loved, secretly, between the shadow and the soul. - Stephanie Perkins

Earth's the right place for love: I don’t know where it's likely to go better. - Robert Frost

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

Happiness doesn't depend on any external conditions, it is governed by our mental attitude. - Dale Carnegie

Love is not only the story of butterflies or birds; it is also the story of jackals and hounds. - M.F. Moonzajer

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

For God did not give us a spirit of timidity, but a spirit of power, of love and of self-discipline. - Bible

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

The time I burned my guitar it was like a sacrifice. You sacrifice the things you love. I love my guitar. - Jimi Hendrix

What's the earth with all its art, verse, music, worth -
Compared with love, found, gained, and kept? - Robert Browning

I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken

Desire is the key to motivation. It is the key to develop a healthy personality and a positive attitude towards oneself and others. - Amit Abraham

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart


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