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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

Love is a game that two can play and both win. - Eva Gabor

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

I will always love the false image I had of you. - Ashleigh Brilliant

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

A lot of people attack the sea. I make love to it. - Jacques Cousteau

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard

Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house. - Unknown

He was afraid of defiling the love which filled his soul. - Leo Tolstoy

I can live without money, but I cannot live without love. - Judy Garland

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another. - H L Mencken

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

I'd love to explain it to you, but I don't have any crayons. - Unknown

Give me Caviar Kaspia and give me a hamburger. I love the two extremes. - Michael Kors

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love. - Charlie Brown

One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: That word is love. - Sophocles

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

The biggest love affair since Romeo and Juliet is Milton Berle and the audience. - Walter Winchell

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Peppering your relationship with a dash of mystery can make it far more palatable. - Khang K. Nguyen

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like... love! - Homer Simpson

Love is a piano dropped from a fourth story window, and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. - Ani DiFranco

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Surfing is very much like making love. It always feels good, no matter how many times you've done it. - Paul Strauch

But you cant shut everyone out. I mean you have to have someone to love... someone to hold on to... someone - - Hubert Selby Jr.

Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely. - Hawkeye

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. - Kay Knudsen

Never give up.
Never accept success or failure.
Neither need be permanent.
It's attitude that counts. - Bernie Legge

Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful. - Albert Schweitzer

What I love the most about surfing is that it's my first love. It's the first thing I can remember being consumed by. - Stephanie Gilmore

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

To be kind to all, to like many and love a few, to be needed and wanted by those we love, is certainly the nearest we can come to happiness. - Mary Roberts Rinehart

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash


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