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Love - Hate Attitude thanks to Darwin McKee

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Give all to love; obey thy heart. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Self-love is born out of love of another. - Harville LaKelly Hunt

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Hatred is never ended by hatred but by love. - Buddhist Saying

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

Love is the net where hearts are caught like fish. - Muhammad Ali

When is a monster not a monster? When you love it. - Caitlyn Siehl

Love shall be our token; love be yours and love be mine. - Christina Rossetti

We can do no great things; only small things with great love. - Mother Theresa

The call of love sounds very hollow among these immobile rocks. - Gustav Mahler

When you love someone all your saved up wishes start coming out. - Elizabeth Bowen

One who marries for love along will have bad days but good nights. - Egyptian Proverb

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible. - Will Rogers

Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before. - Mignon McLaughlin

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

Real loss is only possible when you love something more than you love yourself. - Robin Williams

Sharing oft leaves less. But with love the more we share, the fuller our hearts. - J. Benson

Let us always meet each other with a smile, for a smile is the beginning of love. - Mother Theresa

People love me. And you know what, I have been very successful. Everybody loves me. - Donald Trump

Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth. - Joseph Joubert

Character is the result of two things: Mental attitude and the way we spend our time. - Elbert Green Hubbard

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless garden when the flowers are dead. - Oscar Wilde

I love Valentine's Day! I love it, I love it, I love it. I like having doors opened for me. - Ginnifer Goodwin

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

She's so in love with me, she doesn't know anything. That's why she's in love with me. - Groucho Marx

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

It's useless to hold a person to anything he says when he's in love, drunk or running for office. - Shirley Maclaine

You come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly. - Sam Keen

No woman is worth more than a fiver unless you're in love with her. Then she is worth all she costs you. - W Somerset Maugham

Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe

Ability is what you're capable of doing. Motivation determines what you do. Attitude determines how well you do it. - Lou Holtz

A rose can say "I love you",
Orchids can enthrall,
But a weed bouquet in a chubby fist,
Yes, that says it all. - Unknown

One's life has value so long as one attributes value to the life of others, by means of love, friendship, indignation, and compassion. - Simone de Beauvoir


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