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Old friends are best. - John Selden

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

The enemy of my enemy is my friend. - Kautilya

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

Be true to your work, your word, and your friend. - Henry David Thoreau

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

The death of a friend is equivalent to the loss of a limb. - German Proverb

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

If you want an accounting of your worth, count your friends. - Merry Browne

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? - Steven Wright

Many friends have been lost by jest, but few have been gained. - Unknown

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man must eat a peck of salt with his friend before he knows him. - Miguel De Cervantes

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

What progress, you ask, have I made? I have begun to be a friend to myself. - Hecato

Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light. - Helen Keller

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

Greater love has no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends. - Jesus

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I always like to know everything about my new friends, and nothing about my old ones. - Oscar Wilde

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

He that respects himself is safe from others, he wears a coat of mail that none can pierce. - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

Whenever a man's friends begin to compliment him about looking young, he may be sure they think he is getting old. - Washington Irving

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

A loyal friend laughs at your jokes when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your problems when they're not so bad. - Arnold H. Glasow

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

People share, read and generally engage more with any type of content when it's surfaced through friends and people they know and trust. - Malorie Lucich

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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