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A fat purse never lacks friends. - Unknown

The best mirror is an old friend. - Peter Nivio Zarlenga

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

My friend is one who takes me for what I am. - Henry David Thoreau

I have a great relationship with Roger Ailes. - Donald Trump

He who lies down with dogs, rises with fleas. - English Proverb

Throw physic to the dogs; I'll none of it. - William Shakespeare

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. - Michael Corleone

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way. - Quentin Tarantino

Flatterers looks like friends, as wolves like dogs. - George Chapman

Those who seek faultless friends will remain friendless. - Unknown

Animals are my friends... and I don't eat my friends. - George Bernard Shaw

Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies. - Gore Vidal

Love your enemy. But don't forget he is not your friend. - Paulo Coelho

The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two. - Maurice Maeterlinck

Champagne for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends. - Tom Waits

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

When you ascend the hill of prosperity may you not meet a friend. - Mark Twain

It's easy to make a friend. What's hard is to make a stranger. - Unknown

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your successes. - Doug Larson

Treat your friends as you do your pictures, and place them in their best light. - Jennie Jerome Churchill

We make our friends. We make our enemies. But God makes our next-door neighbour. - G K Chesterton

Few men have the natural strength to honour a friend's success without envy. - Aeschylus

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare, and he who has one enemy shall meet him everywhere. - Ali ibn-Abi-Talib

A man with a career can have no time to waste upon his wife and friends; he has to devote it wholly to his enemies. - John Hobbes

Your friends will know you better in the first moment you meet than your acquaintances will know you in a lifetime. - Richard Bach

Already, companies that speak in the language of the pitch, the dog-and-pony show, are no longer speaking to anyone. - Unknown

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee. - WC Fields

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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