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Civilized humanical relationships - Archie Bunker

Friends are the family you choose. - Jennifer Aniston

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

Corporations are people, my friend. - Mitt Romney

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

A friend is a present you give yourself. - Robert Louis Stevenson

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

One does not make friends. One recognizes them. - Garth Henrichs

I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. - Donald Trump

It is easier to forgive an enemy than it is a friend. - Madame Dorothee Deluzy

You will always be my best friend - you know too much! - Unknown

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If you make friends with yourself you will never be alone. - Maxwell Maltz

He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends. - Oscar Wilde

A false friend and a shadow attend only while the sun shines. - Benjamin Franklin

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. - Groucho Marx

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog. - Franklin P Jones

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - Sharon Stone

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

A filmmaker we almost lost to politics... my friend and colleague, Warren Beatty. - Jack Nicholson

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall

I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

Celebrate the happiness that friends are always giving, make every day a holiday and celebrate just living! - Amanda Bradley

Don't make friends who are comfortable to be with. Make friends who will force you to lever yourself up. - Thomas J. Watson Sr.

A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience. - John Updike

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

The space in a needle's eye is sufficient for two friends, but the whole world is scarcely big enough to hold two enemies. - Solomon Ibn Gabirol

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

Though my friends envied me because I always seemed so cheerful and confident, I was secretly terrified of practically everything. - Erica Jong

Today will never come again. Be a blessing. Be a friend. Encourage someone. Take time to care. Let your words heal, and not wound. - Unknown

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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