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Genuine 100% chromonometer (a watch) - Archie Bunker

I'm Irish. I think about death all the time. - Jack Nicholson

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

There's always time for the things you put first. - Unknown

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt. - Groucho Marx

There is never enough time, unless you're serving it. - Malcolm Forbes

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it. - Joan Rivers

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy. - WC Fields

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up. - Steven Wright

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Every time I fill a vacant office, I make ten malcontents and one ingrate. - Louis XIV

I have met a lot of hardboiled eggs in my time, but you're twenty minutes. - Oscar Wilde

Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

In order to succeed you must fail, so that you know what not to do the next time. - Anthony d'Angelo

When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him. - Thomas Szasz

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time. - Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

I could never learn to like her, except on a raft at sea with no other provisions in sight. - Mark Twain

Live as if you were living a second time, and as though you had acted wrongly the first time. - Viktor E. Frankl

The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it. - Plutarch

Unless you devote an enormous amount of time to anticipating the future, you won't have any future. - Ron Chernow

Consultants are people who borrow your watch and tell you what time it is, then walk off with the watch. - Robert Townsend

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

I refuse to believe in three things: cash, clock, and calendar. You should never be enslaved by these three. - Sharad Sagar

Until you value yourself, you will not value your time. Until you value your time, you will not do anything with it. - M. Scott Peck

Instead of worrying about what people say of you, why not spend time trying to accomplish something they will admire. - Dale Carnegie

To be loved at first sight, a man should have at the same time something to respect and something to pity in his face. - Stendhal

That old law about "an eye for an eye" leaves everybody blind. The time is always right to do the right thing. - Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.

It's exhilarating to be alive in a time of awakening consciousness; it can also be confusing, disorienting, and painful. - Adrienne Rich

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions? - Scott Adams

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

You don't need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. - Barbara Sher

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

When you get older, you know that life's mysteries are revealed in the fullness of time. All you have to do is wait, watch, and be amazed. - Linda Gray

Deadlines aren't bad. They help you organize your time. They help you set priorities. They make you get going when you might not feel like it. - Harvey Mackay


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