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Miss Afghanistan Finalists

And the five finalists in the Miss Afghanistan contest are...

Miss Afghanistan Finalists thanks to Darwin McKee

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She takes everything I say out of contest. - Archie Bunker

Don't get into a stinking contest with a skunk. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott

As skateboarding evolved, it evolved away from competition. Having a best-trick contest doesn't work. - Rob Dyrdek

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

I'm very anxious to see who the fans choose for their favorite finalist. Their decision could have a big effect on my ultimate decision. - Donald Trump

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When I was six, I entered a talent contest. I dyed my hair blond, had a chainsaw and pretended I was Eminem. The old folk weren't expecting that. - Nico Mirallegro


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