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Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes

Ever wonder what Mona Lisa does when the Museum is closed?

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

Mona Lisa - Behind The Scenes thanks to Darwin McKee

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No Sane man will dance. - Cicero

Dancing is silent poetry. - Simonides

The painting has a life of its own. - Jackson Pollock

The modern work of art is a symbol. - Herbert Read

Art is anything you can get away with. - Marshall McLuhan

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

All great art comes from a sense of outrage. - Glenn Close

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible. - Jonathan Swift

I teach the art of turning anguish into delight. - Georges Bataille

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The only time I feel alive is when I'm painting. - Andy Warhol

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. - Twyla Tharp

The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery. - Mark Van Doren

Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing. - Robert Benchley

Opportunity dances with those who are already on the dance floor. - Jackson Brown

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson

Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas Merton

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Humour is a rubber sword - it allows you to make a point without drawing blood. - Mary Hirsch

Let your life lightly dance on the edges of time, like dew on the tip of a leaf. - Unknown

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

I do not try to dance better than anyone else. I only try to dance better than myself. - Mihkail Baryshnikov

I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom. - Bob Hope

No great artist ever sees things as they really are. If he did, he would cease to be an artist. - Oscar Wilde

I'm proud of my Irish heritage and culture and this show will feature a lot of Irish dancing. - Michael Flatley

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

Outcomes rarely turn on grand gestures or the art of the deal, but on whether you've sent someone a thank-you note. - Bernie Brillstein

I could dance with you till the cows come home...
on second thought, I'll dance with the cows till you come home. - Groucho Marx

The biggest thing separating people from their artistic ambitions is not a lack of talent. It's the lack of a deadline. - Chris Baty

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

We all know that art is not truth. Art is a lie that makes us realize truth, at least the truth that is given us to understand. - Pablo Picasso

An intellectual is a man who says a simple thing in a difficult way; an artist is a man who says a difficult thing in a simple way. - Charles Bukowski

You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up. - Patrick Swayze

If it's flipping hamburgers at McDonald's, be the best hamburger flipper in the world. Whatever it is you do you have to master your craft. - Snoop Dogg


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