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Moon Theft

Proof of life on the Moon

Moon Theft thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Back in my day we had nine planets. - Unknown

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

For NASA, space is still a high priority. - Dan Quayle

Space ails us moderns: we are sick with space. - Robert Frost

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction. - Steven Wright

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

We spend our time searching for security and hate it when we get it. - John Steinbeck

Success is a science; if you have the conditions, you get the result. - Oscar Wilde

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

There is no such thing as science fiction, there is only science eventuality. - Steven Spielberg

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Surfing is the most blissful experience you can have on this planet, a taste of heaven. - John McCarthy

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

There's a big overlap with the people you meet at the fantasy and science fiction cons. - Fred Saberhagen

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. - Albert Einstein

You are not Atlas carrying the world on your shoulder. It is good to remember that the planet is carrying you. - Vandana Shiva

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown


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