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Moses' Headache Relief

What happened when Moses complained about his headache

Moses' Headache Relief thanks to Darwin McKee

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Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Trust in God - but tie your camel tight. - Persian Proverb

Conceit is God's gift to little men. - Bruce Barton

If God be for us, who can be against us? - Romans 8:31

Faith which does not doubt is dead faith. - Miguel de Unamuno

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

I would believe only in a God that knows how to dance. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. - Mel Brooks

If God wanted us to fly, he would have given us air tickets. - Mel Brooks

There lives more faith in honest doubt than in half the creeds. - Alfred Lord Tennyson

I am the vessel. The draft is God's. And God is the thirsty one. - Dag Hammarskjold

Without faith, a man can do nothing; with it, all things are possible. - William Osler

Troubles are often the tools by which God fashions us for better things. - Henry Ward Beecher

Every child comes with the message that God is not yet discouraged of man. - Rabindranath Tagore

God doesn't comfort us to make us comfortable, but to make us comforters. - Billy Graham

Every evening I turn worries over to God. He's going to be up all night anyway. - Mary C. Crowley

It's faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. - Jane Wagner

Young man, the secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God. - Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

Any concern too small to be turned into a prayer is too small to be made into a burden. - Corrie ten Boom

Observe good faith and justice toward all nations. Cultivate peace and harmony with all. - George Washington

may I be I is the only prayer - not may I be great or good or beautiful or wise or strong. - e e cummings

You must live with people to know their problems, and live with God in order to solve them. - P.T. Forsyth

The value of persistent prayer is not that he will hear us, but that we will finally hear him. - William McGill

An author in his book must be like God in the universe: present everywhere and visible nowhere. - Gustave Flaubert

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

Let us build a church so great that those who come after us may thing us mad to have attempted it. - Unknown

The foundation stones for a balanced success are honesty, character, integrity, faith, love and loyalty. - Zig Ziglar

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

A small body of determined spirits fired by an unquenchable faith in their mission can alter the course of history. - Mahatma Gandhi

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Behold, God is my salvation; I will trust, and will not be afraid; for the Lord God is my strength and my song, and he has become my salvation. - Unknown


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