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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?

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Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

Progress is not created by contented people. - Frank Tyger

I will go forward though ten million oppose me. - Japanese Proverb

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

I am prepared to go anywhere, provided it be forward. - David Livingstone

All change is not growth; all movement is not forward. - Ellen Glasgow

Here are some names to look forward to - perhaps in the future. - David Coleman

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

Behold the turtle. He only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. - James Bryant Conant

Although there is no progress without change, not all change is progress. - John Wooden

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

Fashion's not about looking back. It's always about looking forward. - Anna Wintour

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

Yesterday was not your defining moment. The calendar moved forward; why not you? - Steve Maraboli

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

I am not discouraged, because every wrong attempt discarded is another step forward. - Thomas Edison

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

Look back in forgiveness, forward in hope, down in compassion, and up with gratitude. - Zig Ziglar

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

When you get to my age, life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. - John Mortimer

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

It is a win-win for the American people, an idea no conventional politician would have the guts to put forward. - Donald Trump

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Because the soul is progressive, it ne3ver quite repeats itself, but in every act attempts the production of a new and fairer whole. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Mathematics is not a careful march down a well-cleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost. - W.S. Anglin

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost


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