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Most Progressive Day of the Year

March 4th!

Most Progressive Day of the Year thanks to Karen Moore

Did you know that March 4th is the Most Progressive Day of the Year?

Hint #1 - pronounce it as: 'March Forth'...

Hint #2 - have you ever tried to March Backwards?

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Without struggle, there is not progress. - Unknown

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

I will go anywhere, provided it is forward. - David Livingstone

Problems are the price you pay for progress. - Branch Rickey

If there is no struggle, there is no progress. - Frederick Douglas

I will go forward though ten million oppose me. - Japanese Proverb

Caution is not cowardice; even the ants march armed. - Uganda

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible. - Frank Zappa

Menopause in progress: go around and do not make eye contact. - Unknown

I avoid looking forward or backward, and try to keep looking upward. - Charlotte Brontë

Progress might have been all right once, but it has gone on too long. - Ogden Nash

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Man either goes forward in imagination or remains imprisoned in his senses. - Unknown

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

To be satisfied with yourself is a sure sign that your forward motion has stopped. - Unknown

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

Depression occurs when one looks back with no pride, and looks forward with no hope. - Robert Frost

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

Coming together is the beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success. - Henry Ford

If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'? - Paul Harvey

Dare to live the life you have dreamed for yourself. Go forward and make your dreams come true. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No one has put forward a plan to make this country entirely debt free as we enter the next millenium. - Donald Trump

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

A great accomplishment shouldn't be the end of the road, just the starting point for the next leap forward. - Harvey Mackay

To avoid an occasion for our virtues is a worse degree of failure than to push forward pluckily and make a fall. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

All progress is based upon a universal, innate desire on the part of every living organism to live beyond its income. - Samuel Butler

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

None of us knows what might happen even the next minute, yet still we go forward. Because we trust. Because we have Faith. - Paulo Coelho

This, then, is the test we must set for ourselves; not to march alone but to march in such a way that others will wish to join us. - Hubert H. Humphrey

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March, that month of wind and taxes;
The wind will presently disappear, the taxes last us all the year. - Ogden Nash

Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of us; and true progress is to know more, and be more, and to do more. - Oscar Wilde

I remain convinced that obstinate addiction to ordinary language in our private thoughts is one of the main obstacles to progress in philosophy. - Bertrand Russell

Style is that which indicates how the writer takes himself and what he is saying. It is the mind skating circles around itself as it moves forward. - Robert Frost

Restlessness is discontent, and discontent is the first necessity of progress. Show me a thoroughly satisfied man, and I'll show you a failure. - Thomas Edison


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