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Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

If you hate where you are, move - you are not a tree. - Unknown

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head. - Phyllis Diller

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of those doing it. - Tricia Cunningham

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

I've had the highest mountains. I've had the deepest rivers, you can have it all, but now, keep moving. - Imagine Dragons

Success seems to be connected with action. Successful people keep moving. They make mistakes but don't quit. - Conrad Hilton

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it. - Elbert Hubbard

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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