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Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

When you pray, move your feet. - African Proverb

Dancing with her was like moving a piano. - Ring Lardner

Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Stocks do not move unless they are pushed. - S Jay Levin

Water that does not move is always shallow. - Sami Proverb

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Moving fast is not the same as going somewhere. - Robert Anthony

If you want to move up you must first stand out. - Tom Peters

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

I wouldn't run for President. I wouldn't want to move to a smaller house. - Bono

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of those doing it. - Tricia Cunningham

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Give me a lever long enough and a fulcrum on which to place it, and I shall move the world. - Archimedes

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

Failure is God's way of saying, "Excuse me, you're moving in the wrong direction." - Oprah

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead. - Jerry Gille

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

You are responsible for your life. You can't keep blaming somebody else for your dysfunction. Life is really about moving on. - Oprah Winfrey

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

Advertising moves the goods - if it's good advertising. Bad advertising doesn't move the goods because it doesn't move the buyers. - Unknown

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright

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