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Moving Day in Texas

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Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

Moving Day in Texas thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Don't spin the world; move it gently. - Joe Segal

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Didn't he take the exercise tax off cars? - Archie Bunker

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

I always thought of losing my virginity as a career move. - Madonna

If a man would move the world, he must first move himself. - Socrates

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

As you grow older, if you don't move, you won't move. - Yvonne Dowlen

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

Love is like playing checkers. You have to know which man to move. - Jackie Mabley

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

When you aim for perfection, you discover it's a moving target. - George Fisher

Keep moving if you love life, and keep your troubles well behind you. - John McCain

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words? - Marcel Marceau

All kids are gifted: some just open their packages earlier than others. - Michael Carr

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving. - Albert Einstein

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. - Homer Simpson

Business is like riding a bicycle. Either you keep moving or you fall down. - John D. Wright

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't. - Jeff Foxworthy

It's better to move forward at a snail's pace, than backward at any pace. - Rhonda Begos

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

When one can hear people moving, one does not so much mind, about one's fears. - Ann Radcliffe

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

A guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. - Tim Allen

The individual who says it is not possible should move out of the way of those doing it. - Tricia Cunningham

Move fast and break things. Unless you are breaking stuff, you are not moving fast enough. - Mark Zuckerberg

Keeping objects from your past comes with memories of your past. Let go of both to move on. - Faydra D. Fields

Are you a man with a conscience, or just a shark who will die when you stop moving forward? - Roderick Vincent

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

I can't stop moving. I'm like this weird insect. I can't sit still in real life. - Robin Wright

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

Assume any career move you make won't go smoothly. They won't. But don't look back. - Andy Grove

The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are moving. - Oliver Wendall Holmes, Sr.

I want to break something, or hit something, but I am afraid to move, so I start crying instead. - Veronica Roth

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. - Phyllis Diller

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck

Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart

I just found out about ten days ago that I live 300 yards from Britney Spears... now I have to move. - George Clooney

Nothing can move a man who is paid by the hour; how sweet the flight of time seems to his calm mind. - Charles D Warner

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes. - Carroll Shelby

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

Life is a classroom. Only those who are willing to be lifelong learners will move to the head of the class. - Zig Ziglar

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

Life is not about all the wrong moves you made. Life is about the one right move that made all the difference. - James Lockhart

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Moving forward implies motion when in all actuality it may be simply standing still and seeing the salvation of the Lord. - John Paul Warren

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

The unjustifiable severity of a parent is loaded with this aggravation, that those whom he injures are always in his sight. - Joseph Addison

The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. Let us move forward with strong and active faith. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body - let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel. - Unknown

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

Carry your courage in an easily accessible place, the way you do your cellphone or your wallet. Courage is the ultimate career move. - Anna Quindlen

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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Redneck Wireless Selfie

Tylenol Ban

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Louisiana Potholes

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Girlfriend Math

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