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Nerd Shaving

When a close screen makes for a close shave

Nerd Shaving thanks to Bob Tasse

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Come to the nerd side. We have Pi. - Unknown

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? - George Carlin

Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx

Desperation is a fellow shaving before stepping on the scales. - Unknown

I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown

People think a Muslim has to have a turban or a big beard. It's stupid. - T-Pain

I've gone from being bullied by jocks as a kid to being bullied by nerds as an adult. - Chris Hardwick

I'll sail to Ka-Troo. And bring back an It-Kutch a Preep and a Proo. A Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too. - Theodor Seuss Geisel

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl

His mind is concrete and fastidious,
His nose is remarkably big;
His visage is more or less hideous,
His beard it resembles a wig. - Edward Lear


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