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I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II

Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker

Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker

There are no traffic jams on the extra mile. - Zig Ziglar

Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb

Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb

Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx

You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Horsepower was a wonderful thing when only horses had it. - Unknown

She died doing what she loved, taking a selfie in traffic. - Unknown

Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown

I had to stop driving my car for a while - the tires got dizzy. - Steven Wright

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. - WC Fields

A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith

You can lead a horse to water but I'd rather ride it to the liquor store. - Wayne Nowazek

In fifty years, he never worked a day. To him, nine to five was odds on a horse. - Archie Bunker

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Half of the failures in life come from pulling one’s horse when he is leaping. - Thomas Hood

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after. - Peter DeVries

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

If I weren't skateboarding, I'd love to race cars. I like anything that's fast and active. - Ryan Sheckler

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

A fly, Sir, may sting a stately horse and make him wince; but, one is but an insect, and the other is a horse still. - Samuel Johnson

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman


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