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The journey is the reward. - Tao Saying

The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

Travel is glamorous only in retrospect. - Paul Theroux

A wise traveler never despises his own country. - Carlo Goldoni

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. - Steven Wright

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. - George Burns

We must embrace pain and burn it as fuel for our journey. - Kenji Miyazawa

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks. - Steven Wright

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. - Steven Wright

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

I think crime pays. The hours are good, and you travel a lot. - Woody Allen

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

I don't own a camera, so I travel with a police sketch artist. - George Carlin

A good traveler has no fixed plans and is not intent upon arriving. - Lao-tzu

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

To travel is to discover that everyone is wrong about other countries. - Aldous Huxley

The traveler sees what he sees; the tourist sees what he has come to see. - G K Chesterton

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

He who is outside the door has already a good part of his journey behind him. - Dutch Proverb

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson

There are two kind of air travel in the United States, first class and third world. - Bobby Slayton

Too often travel, instead of broadening the mind, merely lengthens the conversation. - Elizabeth Drew

Writing and travel broaden your ass if not your mind and I like to write standing up. - Ernest Hemingway

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. - Andre Gide

Oh my. Space travel sounds rather perilous. I can assure you they will never get me on one of those dreadful Star Ships. - C-3PO

Own only what you can always carry with you: know languages, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel bag. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The whole object of travel is not to set foot on foreign land; it is at last to set foot on one's own country as a foreign land. - G K Chesterton

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

Integrity will take a leader farther than any other quality. If you would travel far and do much as a leader, never compromise your integrity. - John C Maxwell


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