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The journey not the arrival matters. - T S Eliot

The only journey is the journey within. - Rainer Maria Rilke

Monopoly is business at the end of its journey. - Henry Demarest Lloyd

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

He who does not travel does not know the value of men. - Moorish Proverb

Travel and change of place impart new vigor to the mind. - Seneca

Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness. - Mark Twain

There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool. - L.M. Boyd

Remember that happiness is a way of travel, not a destination. - Roy L. Goodman

If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics. - Francis Bacon

The game of billiards has destroyed my naturally sweet disposition. - Mark Twain

The world is a book and those who do not travel read only one page. - St. Augustine

There are no foreign lands. It is the traveler only who is foreign. - Robert Louis Stevenson

He who is outside his door has the hardest part of his journey behind him. - Flemish Proverb

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children. - Robert Benchley

Sometimes it's the journey that teaches you a lot about your destination. - Drake

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes. - Mark Twain

A journey is like marriage. The certain way to be wrong is to think you control it. - John Steinbeck

I like the map feature on the iPhone that tells me where I am, because I travel a lot. - Gary Shteyngart

It is good to have an end to journey toward; but it is the journey that matters, in the end. - Ursula K. LeGuin

Why endeavor to straighten the road of life? The faster we travel, the less there is to see. - Helen Hayes

People travel to faraway places to watch, in fascination, the kind of people they ignore at home. - Dagobert D. Runes

Though we travel the world over to find the beautiful, we must carry it with us or we find it not. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train. - Oscar Wilde

Stay off the bandwagon. More likely than not, your own way of getting there makes for a better journey. - Faydra D. Fields

If all difficulties were known at the onset of a long journey, most of us would never start out at all. - Dan Rather

There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. - Mark Twain

A path full of potholes must be traveled slowly, but there's no reason you can't finish the journey. - Faydra D. Fields

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Better to be on a seemingly endless journey seeking truth, than to be comfortable and stagnant with deception. - Starr De Luna

I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. - Werner Herzog

For my part, I travel not to go anywhere, but to go. I travel for travel's sake. The great affair is to move. - Robert Louis Stevenson

I think it's my adventure, my trip, my journey, and I guess my attitude is, let the chips fall where they may. - Leonard Nimoy

Travel is more than the seeing of sights; it is a change that goes on, deep and permanent, in the ideas of living. - Miriam Beard

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

As a travel writer I've specialized in gritty, fearful destinations, the kind of places that make a reader's hair stick on end. - Tahir Shah

When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you comfortable. It is designed to make its own people comfortable. - Clifton Fadiman


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