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Leadership is action, not position. - Samuel Gompers

Confidence comes from being prepared. - John Wooden

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Sports do not build character; they reveal it. - Unknown

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. - Henry David Thoreau

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. - Kin Hubbard

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Character is the real foundation of all worthwhile success. - John Hays Hammond

Do what you know and perception is converted into character. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

True religion is the life we lead, not the creed we profess. - Louis Nizer

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. - Mark Twain

The real leader has no need to lead - he is content to point the way. - Henry Miller

It is of little traits that the greatest human character is composed. - William Winter

The man who has confidence in himself gains the confidence of others. - Hasidic Proverb

A man who wants to lead the orchestra must turn his back on the crowd. - Max Lucado

The most powerful leadership tool you have is your own personal example. - Unknown

I was always a character actor: I just looked like Little Red Riding Hood. - Paul Newman

Giving your son a skill is better than giving him one thousand pieces of gold. - Chinese Proverb

If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere. - Frank A. Clark

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

John Wooden was a hall of fame character long before he was a hall of fame coach. - John C Maxwell

You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans. - Ronald Reagan

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A great athlete does not come from muscle, speed, and skill, but from the mind first. - Dan E. Welker

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

After all, when a stone is dropped into a pond, the water continues quivering even after the stone has sunk to the bottom. - Arthur Golden

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

Misfortunes, untoward events, lay open, disclose the skill of a general, while success conceals his weakness, his weak points. - Horace

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny. - Andre Maurois

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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