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Fate is character. - William Winter

Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

I was playing a character. - Paris Hilton

Guitar players never listen to lead singers. - Steven Tyler

Confidence is the hinge on the door to success. - Mary O'Hare Dumas

Greatness is a road leading towards the unknown. - Charles de Gaulle

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Mediocrity is excellence in the eyes of the mediocre. - Joseph Joubert

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

Excellence is the gradual result of always striving to do better. - Pat Riley

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think. - Milton Berle

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. - Oscar Levant

Character may almost be called the most effective means of persuasion. - Aristotle

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The confidence of ignorance will always overcome indecision of knowledge. - Unknown

There are many kinds of joy, but they all lead to one: the joy to be loved. - Michael Ende

Whenever you find whole world against you just turn around and lead the world. - Unknown

We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit. - Aristotle

A man never discloses his own character so clearly as when he describes another's. - Jean Paul Richter

I've come to realize that real growth of character takes place in the valleys of life. - Dave Dravecky

Your reputation is what you’re perceived to be, Your character is what you really are. - John Wooden

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

You must be a man of integrity. Never break your word. Don't have two sets of standards. - Red Auerbach

Who aims at excellence will be above mediocrity; who aims at mediocrity will be far short of it. - Burmese Saying

Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement. Nothing can be done without hope or confidence. - Helen Keller

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

Nothing is predestined. The obstacles of your past can become the gateways that lead to new beginnings. - Ralph Blum

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

You've got to take the initiative and play your game. In a decisive set, confidence is the difference. - Chris Evert

Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. - Samuel Johnson

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Character - the willingness to accept responsibility for one's own life - is the source from which self-respect springs. - Joan Didion

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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