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Character is perfectly educated will. - Novalis

Character is what you think in the dark. - Dwight L. Moody

Perfection is impossible. Excellence is not. - Rob Feenie

Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation. - James Thurber

Logic is the art of going wrong with confidence. - Joseph Krutch

Life always takes on the character of its motive. - J.G. Holland

The essential thing is not knowledge, but character. - Joseph Le Conte

Lead me not into temptation. I can find the way myself. - Rita Mae Brown

Sometimes the wrong choices lead us to the right places. - Unknown

Once you get rid of integrity the rest is a piece of cake. - Larry Hagman

If you don't have enemies, you don't have character. - Paul Newman

One's real life is so often the life that one does not lead. - Oscar Wilde

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Tough decisions... if you can't make them, you can't lead. - John C Maxwell

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

While your circumstances are beyond your control, your character is not. - John C Maxwell

Hope is the power that gives a person the confidence to step out and try. - Zig Ziglar

The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value. - Charles Dudley Warner

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

Making mistakes reveals human nature. How one deals with them reveals character. - Unknown

Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street. - Elbert Hubbard

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Gen. Colin Powell

Wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. - David S Jordan

The trust of the people in the leaders reflects the confidence of the leaders in the people. - Paulo Freire

This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor: to change the character of our thought. - Lin Yutang

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Great acting is being able to create a character. Great character is being able to be yourself. - John Leguizamo

The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical. - Murray Walker

He that wrestles with us strengthens our nerves, and sharpens our skill. Our antagonist is our helper. - Edmund Burke

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

By my count, more business leaders have failed and derailed because of arrogance than any other character flaw. - Harvey Mackay

Violence of language leads to violence of action. Angry men seldom fight if their tongues do not lead the fray. - Charles V Roman

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Yoga is invigoration in relaxation. Freedom in routine. Confidence through self control. Energy within and energy without. - Ymber Delecto

Confidence is that feeling by which the mind embarks in great and honorable courses with a sure hope and trust in itself. - Cicero

The quality of a man's life is in direct proportion to his commitment to excellence, regardless of his chosen field of endeavor. - Vince Lombardi Jr.

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

A woman with confidence is hypnotic. A smile is mesmerizing. Presence, openness, a sense of humor - these are all things that make a woman attractive. - Jessica Ortner


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