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Preschool Parking

Be careful where you park at this preschool

Preschool Parking thanks to Darwin McKee

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College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

There is little you can learn from doing nothing. - Zig Ziglar

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Poor is the pupil who does not surpass his master. - Leonardo da Vinci

Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness. - Woody Allen

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

I realized my mission in life was to learn more, not earn more. - Surya Das

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Learning to live in the present moment is part of the path of joy. - Sarah Ban Breathnach

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Our ability lies not in what we know but in what we are willing to learn. - Unknown

Money can't buy you friends, but you can get a better class of enemy. - Spike Milligan

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way. - Mark Twain

I keep on making what I can't do yet in order to learn to be able to do it. - Vincent van Gogh

Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may. - Sam Houston

Believing you know it all will guarantee you learn nothing - and achieve even less. - Unknown

The more you learn about the dignity of the gorilla, the more you want to avoid people. - Dian Fossey

Knowledge is learning something every day. Wisdom is letting go of something every day. - Zen Proverb

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

There are no mistakes, no coincidences. All events are blessings given to us to learn from. - Elizabeth Kubler-Ross

If you don't know learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

I am a writer of books in retrospect. I talk in order to understand; I teach in order to learn. - Robert Frost

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen. - John Steinbeck

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel. - Homer Simpson

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

Mistakes are the stepping stones to wisdom. We learn from trial and error; we become wise by understanding problems. - Leon Brown

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is. - Donald Trump

Menopause is thicker than water. When we talk and laugh about it, we learn and relax. It's a life transition, not a disease. - Unknown

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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