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Learn by practice. - Martha Graham

Be quick to learn and wise to know. - George Burns

I want to paint the way a bird sings. - Claude Monet

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

It is best to learn wisdom by the experience of others. - Latin Proverb

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

My joy in learning is partly that it enables me to teach. - Seneca

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

A painting is never finished — it simply stops in interesting places. - Paul Gardner

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize. - Voltaire

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at. - Lyn Karol

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

No dignity, no learning, no force of character, can make any stand against good wit. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A little learning is a dangerous thing
Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian spring. - Alexander Pope

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

The Romans would never have found time to conquer the world if they had been obliged to learn Latin. - Heinrich Heine

A lot of problems would never be problems if we could learn to talk to each other instead of about each other. - Unknown

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

If there be a God, I think that what he would like me to do is paint as much of the map of Africa British red as possible. - Cecil Rhodes

Englishmen learn Christ's law best in English. Moses heard God's law in his own tongue; so did Christ's apostles. - John Wycliffe

The illiterate of the 21st century will not be those who cannot read and write, but those who cannot learn, unlearn, and relearn. - Alvin Toffler

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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