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Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Learn to hold loosely all that is not eternal. - A. Maude Royden

I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

A student of life considers the world a classroom. - Harvey Mackay

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

I hate it when Wikipedia copies my entire homework. - Unknown

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Time goes by fast when you're avoiding homework. - Unknown

First learn the meaning of what you say, and then speak. - Epictetus

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

We're eating dinner soon. Don't fill up on homework. - Alex Baze

Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere. - Chinese Proverb

To learn something new, take the path that you took yesterday. - John Burroughs

We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

You can learn little from victory. You can learn everything from defeat. - Christy Mathewson

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

The number one job facing the middle class... a three-letter word, jobs, J-O-B-S. - Joe Biden

I leave homework till the last minute because I will be older and therefore wiser. - Unknown

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. - William S. Burroughs

All that separates... race, class, creed, or sex, is inhuman, and must be overcome. - Kate Sheppard

We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys. - William Arthur Ward

You must learn to be still in the midst of activity and be vibrantly alive in repose. - Mahatma Gandhi

If you don't learn how to be scared, you'll never really learn how to be brave. - Simon Holt

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

I was the class clown so I was used to performing and fooling around in front of my friends. - Dominic Monaghan

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

I think every day is Groundhog's Day. I get to learn from my mistakes and be better every day. - Ashton Kutcher

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

We learn something every day, and lots of times it's that what we learned the day before was wrong. - Bill Vaughan

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

If I'm ever to reach any understanding of myself and the things around me, I must learn to stand alone. - Henrik Ibsen

Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else. - Prinz zu Hohlenlohe-Ingelfingen Kraft

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

To make no mistake is not in the power of man; but from their errors and mistakes the wise and good learn wisdom for the future. - Plutarch

As we grow up we think we lose our friends. But the truth is that we don't lose friends, we just learn who the real ones are. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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