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Puffin Mouthful

For days when you bite off more than you can chew

Puffin Mouthful thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Mouth-to-mouth restitution - Archie Bunker

All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover

A closed mouth gathers no feet. - Unknown

Only dead fish swim with the stream. - Unknown

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a net. - Cynthia Heimel

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

I have laid aside business, and gone a'fishing. - Izaak Walton

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

A bore is a person who opens his mouth and puts his feats in it. - Henry Ford

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it. - WC Fields

A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

Your food is close to your stomach, but you must put it in your mouth first. - African Saying

You can't lose weight by talking about it. You have to keep your mouth shut. - Old Farmer's Almanac

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth. - Benjamin Franklin

He who waits for a roast duck to fly into his mouth must wait a very, very long time. - Chinese Proverb

Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson

I went fishing with Rod Ewert. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish. - Steven Wright

There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. - Ernest Hemingway

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days. - Groucho Marx

It is best to keep your mouth shut and be presumed ignorant than to open it and remove all doubt. - Mark Twain

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth". - Groucho Marx

More contact means more sharing of information, gossiping, exchanging, engaging - in short, more word of mouth. - Gary Vaynerchuk

Luck affects everything; let your hook always be cast. In the stream where you least expect it, there will be fish. - Ovid

Word-of-mouth marketing has always been important. Today, it's more important than ever because of the Internet. - Newt Barrett

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin

A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

"Exercise" is such a dirty word in my household that whenever I even think of it, I wash my mouth out with chocolate. - Leonore Fleischer

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin. - Dave Attell

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry


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