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Racing a 'Hot Rod'

Some drivers like it hot at the speedway

Racing a 'Hot Rod' thanks to Darwin McKee

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Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

Speed is not a priority, just enjoy your hike. - Barry Putra

In skating over thin ice our safety is in our speed. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Walter Mondale has all the charisma of a speed bump. - Will Durst

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

Love. Of course, love. Flames for a year, ashes for 30. - Giuseppi di Lampedusa

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

Auto racing began 5 minutes after the second car was built. - Henry Ford

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical. - Murray Walker

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

There's flames, now, and the frame is crashing to the ground... oh, the humanity... - Herbert Robertson

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone... when I came back the entire area was missing. - Steven Wright

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes. - Homer Simpson

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

I'm not a car guy. The subway gets me where I need to go efficiently and cheaply, and I don't worry about traffic. - Joe Scarborough

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawn mower, snowblower and vacuum cleaner. - Ben Bergor

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

Any committee is only as good as the most knowledgeable, determined, and vigorous person on it. There must be somebody who provides the flame. - Lady Bird Johnson

A man should not live beyond the age when he begins to deteriorate, when the flame that lighted the brightest moment of his life has weakened. - Fidel Castro

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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