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Redneck Space Shuttle

Bubba's lo-tech space travel plans

Redneck Space Shuttle thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck becomes first Space Cadet

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When it is dark enough, you can see the stars. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Reputation is for time; character is for eternity. - J.B. Gough

It is the empty space which makes the room useful. - Lao-tzu

Men love to wonder, and that is the seed of our science. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

Science is what you know, philosophy is what you don't know. - Bertrand Russell

The magic of Hawaii comes from the stillness, the sea, the stars. - Joanne Harris

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

The whole of science is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking. - Albert Einstein

Science becomes dangerous only when it imagines that it has reached its goal. - George Bernard Shaw

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

Men are probably nearer the central truth in their superstitions than in their science. - Henry David Thoreau

Reach high, for stars lie hidden in your soul. Dream deep, for every dream precedes the goal. - Pamela Vaull Starr

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Don't let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out. - Zig Ziglar

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

There's only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. - Aldous Huxley

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all. - Stephen Hawking

Ideals are like the stars: we never reach them, but like the mariners of the sea, we chart our course by them. - Carl Schurz

Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe. - Alfonso X, the Wise

Becoming a star may not be in your destiny, but being the best that you can be is a goal you can set for yourselves. - Bryan Lindsay

Some say cling to the earth while others say reach for the stars. There's time enough for the earth in the grave. - Unknown

What was most significant about the lunar voyage was not that men set foot on the moon but that they set eye on the earth. - Norman Cousins

NASA scientists have been studying giraffe skin so they can apply what they learn from it to the construction of spacesuits. - Joanna Lumley

Science may have found a cure for most evils, but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all - the apathy of human beings. - Helen Keller

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman


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