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Redneck Space Shuttle

Bubba's lo-tech space travel plans

Redneck Space Shuttle thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck becomes first Space Cadet

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What we need is Star Peace and not Star Wars. - Mikhail Gorbachev

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

A science which hesitates to forget its founders is lost. - Alfred North Whitehead

My thoughts are stars I cannot fathom into constellations. - John Green

Reach for the stars, even if you have to stand on a cactus. - Susan Longacre

I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. - Galileo Galilei

In a well-ordered universe, camping would take place indoors. - Morgan Matson

Quantum physics thus reveals a basic oneness of the universe. - Erwin Schrodinger

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up. - Bill Vaughn

Eternity is a terrible thought. I mean, where's it going to end? - Tom Stoppard

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Every great advance in science has issued from a new audacity of imagination. - John Dewey

Each small task of everyday life is part of the total harmony of the universe. - Saint Therese de Lisieux

Don't cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won't let you see the stars. - Violeta Parra

Wandering re-establishes the original harmony which once existed between man and the universe. - Anatole France

I have to dream and reach for the stars, and if I miss a star then I grab a handful of clouds. - Mike Tyson

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and life to everything. - Plato

If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder. - John Scalzi

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true. - Bertrand Russell

A great many people, and more all the time, live their entire lives without ever once sleeping out under the stars. - Alan S. Kesselheim

All our science, measured against reality, is primitive and childlike - and yet it is the most precious thing we have. - Albert Einstein

I'm astounded by people who want to know the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown. - Woody Allen

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Science will never be able to reduce the value of a sunset to arithmetic. Nor can it reduce friendship or statesmanship to a formula. - Louis Orr

There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling investment of fact. - Mark Twain

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

The universe lies before you on the floor, in the mysterious bodies of your dancers, in your mind. From this voyage no one returns poor or weary. - Agnes de Mille


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