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Redneck Space Shuttle

Bubba's lo-tech space travel plans

Redneck Space Shuttle thanks to Jack Byrd, Atlanta, Georgia

Redneck becomes first Space Cadet

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Time is eternity begun. - James Montgomery

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Come quickly, I am drinking the stars. - Dom Perignon

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

Love is more than a candle. Love can ignite the stars. - Matthew W. Stover

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life. - Immanuel Kant

There is no shortage of fault to be found amid our stars. - John Green

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

I'm a bit of a P. T. Barnum. I make stars out of everyone. - Donald Trump

You're not a star until they can spell your name in Karachi. - Humphrey Bogart

What counts in science is to be not so much the first as the last. - Erwin Chargaff

No man should leave in the universe anything of which he is afraid. - G K Chesterton

Stay the course, light a star, change the world where'er you are. - Richard Le Gallienne

Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars. - Serbian Proverb

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

One of my goals in life is to have the biggest residential pool on the planet. - Drake

The desire to reach for the stars is ambitious. The desire to reach hearts is wise. - Maya Angelou

Science is the ascertainment of facts and the refusal to regard facts as permanent. - Unknown

The universe is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. - Bertrand Russell

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

I'd rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand stars how not to dance. - e e cummings

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

What your mind sees when you close your eyes marks the entrance to an endless universe: your imagination. - Stephen Helmes

I am the astronaut of boxing. Joe Louis and Jack Dempsey were just jet pilots. I'm in a world of my own. - Muhammad Ali

The universe doesn't give you what you want in your mind; it gives you what you demand with your actions. - Steve Maraboli

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. - Calvin

Art is made to disturb. Science reassures. There is only one valuable thin in art: the thing you cannot explain. - Georges Braque

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

Science has not yet mastered prophecy. We predict too much for the next year and yet far too little for the next ten. - Neil A Armstrong

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The world, the race, the soul - in space and time the universes,
All bound as is befitting each - all surely going somewhere. - Walt Whitman

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip


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