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Russian High Chair Construction

Safety Last for this Russian worker

Russian High Chair Construction thanks to Karen Moore

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The only risk of failure is promotion. - Scott Adams

Defendit numerus: There is safety in numbers. - Unknown

Don't risk more than you can afford to lose. - Joe Segal

Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy. - Unknown

I can't win. Love is Russian Roulette for me. - Freddie Mercury

If you don't risk anything, you risk even more. - Erica Jong

If you take the risk, you are deserving of the reward. - Joe Segal

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

All the real things in Russia are done in the villages. - Ernest Poole

To live without risk for me would be tantamount to death. - Jacqueline Cochran

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. - Bob Hope

The policy of being too cautious is the greatest risk of all. - Jawaharlal Nehru

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Hesitation increases in relation to risk in equal proportion to age. - Ernest Hemingway

You wanna talk that Russian talk, take yourself back over to the USSO. - Archie Bunker

It is better to risk saving a guilty man than to condemn an innocent one. - Voltaire

Risks must be taken because the greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing. - Leo Buscaglia

If women can be railroad workers in Russia, why can't they fly in space? - Valentina Tereshkova

Any jackass can kick down a barn, but it takes a good carpenter to build one. - Sam Rayburn

Committee work is like a soft chair - easy to get into but hard to get out of. - Kenneth J Shively

Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go. - T S Eliot

Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy. - Robert Anthony

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

I think we risk becoming the best-informed society that has ever died of ignorance. - Ruben Blades

Many agree that the worst thing that could ever happen is if Russia and China get closer. - Donald Trump

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Hard men present hard choices - none more so than Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia. - Hillary Clinton

Yes, risk taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing-taking. - Tim McMahon

Worry is like a rocking chair. It will give you something to do, but it won't get you anywhere. - Unknown

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

I wanted to do something nice so I bought my mother-in-law a chair. Now they won't let me plug it in. - Henny Youngman

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

People shop and learn in a whole new way compared to just a few years ago, so marketers need to adapt or risk extinction. - Brian Halligan

Many people are surprised to hear that we have comedians in Russia, but they are there. They are dead, but they are there. - Yakov Smirnoff

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already. - Wendy Liebman

Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks. - Peter Barris

The men who have done big things are those who were not afraid to attempt big things, who were not afraid to risk failure in order to gain success. - B.C. Forbes


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