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Shelf Ready Sleeper

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Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

This is the first day of the rest of your life. - Unknown

There is a time for words and a time for sleep. - Homer

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Without enough sleep, we all become tall two-year-olds. - JoJo Jenson

I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel. - Billy Wilder

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian. - Herman Melville

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know. - WC Fields

I'm tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am. - Paula Abdul

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more. - Wilson Mizner

We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in California and mine is in Texas. - Red Skelton

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

I want people to think through issues. I'm just tired of blind alignment. - Joel Salatin

I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake, you know? - Ernest Hemingway

Men marry because they are tired, women because they are curious; both are disappointed. - Oscar Wilde

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

Sometimes the most important thing in a whole day is the rest we take between two deep breaths. - Etty Hillesum

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

It's like wrestling a gorilla. You don't quit when you're tired - you quit when the gorilla is tired. - Robert Strauss

When hungry, eat your rice; when tired, close your eyes. Fools may laugh at me, but wise men will know what I mean. - Lin-Chi

Study while others are sleeping; work while others are loafing; prepare while others are playing; and dream while others are wishing. - William Arthur Ward

Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the lack of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

You learn you can do your best even when it's hard, even when you're tired and maybe hurting a little bit. It feels good to show some courage. - Joe Namath

A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. - Steven Wright

Even if she be not harmed, her heart may fail her in so much and so many horrors; and hereafter she may suffer - both in waking, from her nerves, and in sleep, from her dreams. - Bram Stoker

The only man I know who behaves sensibly is my tailor. He takes my measurements anew each time he sees me. The rest go on with their old measurements and expect me to fit them. - George Bernard Shaw

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright

If society is at fault that we got killers running around murdering innocent people, then it's simple. We turn the killer loose, give him a pension for life and shoot the rest of the city. - Archie Bunker

He was afraid of touching his own wrist. He never attempted to sleep on his left side, even in those dismal hours of the night when the insomniac longs for a third side after trying the two he has. - Vladimir Nabokov


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