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I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

If you want your dreams to come true, don't sleep. - Yiddish Proverb

Death - the last sleep? No, it is the final awakening. - Walter Scott

Dilemma of a student: Should I finish my homework or sleep? - Unknown

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone. - Anthony Burgess

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. - George Carlin

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

In science there is only physics; all the rest is stamp collecting. - Lord Kelvin

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Each night, when I go to sleep, I die. And the next morning, when I wake up, I am reborn. - Mahatma Gandhi

The specialist is too commonly hypertrophied in one direction and atrophied in all the rest. - Martin H. Fischer

Valentine's Day - a nice holiday because it's the first day of the rest of your wife. - Milton Berle

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges. - Anatole France

A life coach does for the rest of your life what a personal trainer does for your health and fitness. - Elaine MacDonald

If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late. - Henny Youngman

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

There are only 3 true sports: mountain climbing, bull fighting and auto racing. All the rest are games. - Ernest Hemingway

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just rattle your jewellery. - John Lennon

Imagine if you succeeded in making the world perfect for your children what a shock the rest of life would be for them. - Joyce Maynard

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

Sleep is perverse as human nature,
Sleep is perverse as a legislature,
Sleep is as forward as hives or goiters,
And where it is least desired, it loiters. - Ogden Nash

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright

Surfing soothes me, it's always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I'm on a wave. - Paul Walker

He was afraid of touching his own wrist. He never attempted to sleep on his left side, even in those dismal hours of the night when the insomniac longs for a third side after trying the two he has. - Vladimir Nabokov


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