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Let sleeping dogs lie. - French Proverb

I'm good in bed. I can sleep all day. - Unknown

One cannot rest except after steady practice. - George Ade

The rest of the bricks and bracks on the mantle. - Archie Bunker

Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens

Most of life is choices, and the rest is pure dumb luck. - Marian Erickson

A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. - Steven Wright

How beautiful it is to do nothing, and then rest afterward. - Spanish Proverb

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. - Emma Lazarus

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

Plough deep while sluggards sleep, and you shall have corn to sell and to keep. - Benjamin Franklin

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed. - Mark Twain

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Bound by paperwork, short on hands, sleep, and energy... nurses are rarely short on caring. - Sharon Hudacek

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

Never rest contented with any circle of ideas, but always be certain that a wider one is still possible. - Pearl Bailey

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Believe there is a great power silently working all things for good, behave yourself and never mind the rest. - Beatrix Potter

A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady, and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat. - P.J. O'Rourke

No one ever wants to see his or her name linked to anything bad. Conscience is like a baby. It has to go to sleep before you can. - Harvey Mackay

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

Keep your sense of humor. There's enough stress in the rest of your life to let bad shots ruin a game you're supposed to enjoy. - Amy Alcott

Irish whiskey was first developed for its medicinal benefits. It's just lucky for the rest of us that the Irish are such a sickly bunch. - Unknown

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

There is one longing almost as deep and imperious as the desire for food and sleep. It is the desire to be great. It is the desire to be important. - Dale Carnegie

A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. - Steven Wright

Have courage for the great sorrows of life, and patience for the small ones; and when you have laboriously accomplished your daily task, go to sleep in peace. - Victor Hugo

Even in our sleep, pain which cannot forget falls drop by drop upon the heart, until, in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom through the awful grace of God. - Aeschylus

If we could learn how to balance rest against effort, calmness against strain, quiet against turmoil, we would assure ourselves of joy in living and psychological health for life. - Josephine Rathbone

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright

There isn't so much to be afraid of, out there. I can remember thinking it was funny to find that out, on the last night of my life; I'd spent the rest of it being afraid of everything. - Nick Hornby

He was afraid of touching his own wrist. He never attempted to sleep on his left side, even in those dismal hours of the night when the insomniac longs for a third side after trying the two he has. - Vladimir Nabokov


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