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When I rest, I rust. - German Proverb

I did my best, and God did the rest. - Hattie McDaniel

Let us be free. The rest matters not! - Jose de San Martin

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name. - Steven Wright

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in. - Evan Davis

Don't give up on your dreams - keep sleeping. - Unknown

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep. - WC Fields

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too? - George Carlin

It is the trouble that never comes that causes the loss of sleep. - Charles Austin Bates

His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours. - Arthur Baer

Do the right thing. It will gratify some people and astonish the rest. - Mark Twain

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. - Amelia Earhart

What is human life? The first third a good time; the rest remembering about it. - Mark Twain

Look to the future, because that is where you'll spend the rest of your life. - George Burns

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life. - Frank Zappa

Death had to take him in his sleep, for if he was awake there'd have been a fight. - Theodore Roosevelt

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

Closed in a room, my imagination becomes the universe, and the rest of the world is missing out. - Criss Jami

I saw a sign: "Rest Area 25 Miles". That's pretty big. Some people must be really tired. - Steven Wright

I will never forget my actions. They will haunt me for the rest of my life. None of it will happen again. - Garth Drabinsky

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Compared with the knowledge to be gleaned from the genome, the whole of the rest of biology is but a thimbleful. - Matt Ridley

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

A man can do only what a man can do. But if he does that each day, he can sleep at night and do it again the next day. - Albert Schweitzer

May you always walk in sunshine. May you never want for more. May Irish angels rest their wings right beside your door. - Irish Blessings

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly behooves any of us to talk about the rest of us. - Edward Wallis Hoch

I would be most content if my children grew up to be the kind of people who think decorating consists mostly of building enough bookshelves. - Anna Quindlen

Among creatures born into chaos, a majority will imagine an order, a minority will question the order, and the rest will be pronounced insane. - Robert Brault

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

Take two turkeys, one goose, four cabbages, but no duck, and mix them together. After one taste, you'll duck soup for the rest of your life. - Groucho Marx

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin

He doesn't mind if he dies... indeed, he would like to die; but yet he fears to fall. He would welcome a long sleep; but not at the price of falling to it. - William Golding

What we need is an eagle day instead of a groundhog day. We need to look up to the skies and learn to fly high rather than get depressed and go down a hole to sleep. - Rosy Lou

If we could learn how to balance rest against effort, calmness against strain, quiet against turmoil, we would assure ourselves of joy in living and psychological health for life. - Josephine Rathbone

My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments. - Steven Wright


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