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Smoking Area Ceiling

Painted ceiling of the Tombinator Room

Smoking Area Ceiling thanks to Barry McCartney

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What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees? - Robin Williams

Smoking cures weight problems... eventually. - Steven Wright

Love is a smoke made with the fume of sighs. - William Shakespeare

She caught a touch of laryngosis from the smoke. - Archie Bunker

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Love is an exploding cigar that you willingly smoke. - Lynda Barry

When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself. - Bob Marley

If you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast. - Woody Allen

I'd rather smoke crack than eat cheese from a tin. - Gwyneth Paltrow

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping. - Mark Twain

I'm suffering a little bit from smoke exhilaration. - Archie Bunker

Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Are you really sure that a floor can't also be a ceiling? - M.C. Escher

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Growth for the sake of growth is the ideology of the cancer cell. - Edward Abbey

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time. - Mark Twain

I phoned my Dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. - Steven Pearl

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something. - George Burns

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

I don't smoke dope, I don't drink bourbon. All I want to do is shake my turban. - Peter Singh

Smoking kills. And if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. - Brooke Shields

My mother had this amazing attitude in the face of everything, including when she got cancer. - Bill Clinton

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said, "Cigarettes contain fat." - Dave Barry

Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times. - Mark Twain

It was really strange to see all these apes standing around eating popcorn, smoking, wearing sunglasses. - Estella Warren

I blinked and I cured my brain. That's how. Everybody has the power. Can't is the cancer of happen. - Charlie Sheen

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer. - Clement Freud

The public needs to know - they need to know as much about atrial fibrillation as they do about cancer and diabetes. - Barry Manilow

Mason took in enough cannabis smoke to allow a Lipan Apache manipulating a blanket over it to transmit the complete works of Tennyson. - Richard Condon

I definitely believe marijuana helps with menstruation. Since I started smoking pot, my girlfriend’s period has become painless for me. - Randy Kagan

I had fried octopus last night. You have to be really quiet when you eat it. Otherwise, it emits a cloud of black smoke and falls on the floor. - Steven Wright

I'm going to make people happy. I'm going to make them forget about their cancer. I'm going to make them forget about their diabetes. - Dick Dale


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