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Could you patent the sun? - Jonas Salk

By ancestry, I was born to rule. - Nelson Mandela

Grandmas are moms with lots of frosting. - Unknown

The family is the nucleus of civilization. - William Durant

I wonder if you can refuse to inherit the world. - Bill Watterson

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

Even dirt glitters when the sun is shining upon it. - Goethe

Besmooch the family name in the eyes of the community. - Archie Bunker

The meek shall inherit the earth, but not the mineral rights. - J Paul Getty

Remember as far as anyone knows, we're a nice normal family. - Homer Simpson

If your parents never had children, chances are... neither will you. - Dick Cavett

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

You can't choose your ancestors, and neither can your descendants. - Unknown

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

Future generations may well ask themselves, what were our parents thinking? - Al Gore

The meek shall inherit the world, but they'll never increase market share. - William G McGowan

No Chinese Catholics are allowed to worship ancestors in their familial temples. - Pope Clement XI

If you're Irish, it doesn't matter where you go - you'll find family. - Victoria Smurfit

A son is a son till he takes him a wife, a daughter is a daughter all of her life. - Unknown

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

People will not look forward to posterity who never look backward to their ancestors. - Edmund Burke

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment. - Bill Keane

Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay

It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth after they inherit it. - Kim Hubbard

A man who thinks too much about his ancestors is like a potato - the best part of him is underground. - Henry Cooper

We are the children of many sires, and every drop of blood in us in its turn ... betrays its ancestor. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue. - Peter Gallagher

If you cry because the sun has gone out of your life, your tears will prevent you from seeing the stars. - Rabindranath Tagore

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute it begins to rain. - Mark Twain

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

After every storm the sun will smile; for every problem there is a solution, and the soul's indefeasible duty is to be of good cheer. - William R. Alger

A sense of duty is useful in work but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation. - Bertrand Russell

Clay. It's rain, dead leaves, dust, all my dead ancestors. Stones that have been ground into sand. Mud. The whole cycle of life and death. - Martine Vermeulen

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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