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Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Dogs have masters. Cats have staff. - Unknown

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

The view only changes for the lead dog. - Norman O. Brown

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Sorry, there is no STAR on the stage tonight! - Donald Trump

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

It's a sad truth that everyone is a bore to someone. - Llewellyn Miller

A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of. - Ogden Nash

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy Liebman

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Old age means realizing you will never own all the dogs you wanted to. - Joe Gores

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

Being sad with the right people is better than being happy with the wrong ones. - Philippos

Raising boys is like raising puppies. One must take them for a walk every few hours. - Jody Defries

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs. - Martha Scott

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart

It's a sad day when you find out that it's not accident or fortune but just yourself that kept things from you. - Lillian Hellman

Three of the most difficult phrases people can't say:
1. I love you
2. I'm sorry
3. I don't know - Joe Segal

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain

Exert your talents, and distinguish yourself, and don't think of retiring from the world, until the world will be sorry that you retire. - Samuel Johnson

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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