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France is a dog-hole. - William Shakespeare

Let fightin' dogs lie - Archie Bunker

The dog is the god of frolic. - Henry Ward Beecher

Sleeping dogs bark the loudest. - Archie Bunker

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs. - Madame de Stael

Our dog died from licking our wedding picture. - Phyllis Diller

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Love means never having to say you're sorry. - Love Story

Alimony is always having to say you're sorry. - Philip Simborg

Smoking means always having to say you're sorry. - Tom Ferguson

I did a lot of things as a Muslim that I am sorry for now. - Malcolm X

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Grab a chance and you won't be sorry for a might have been. - Arthur Mitchell Ransome

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of fun out of owning one. - Andrew A. Rooney

Mrs. O'Leary's cow is sorry, but Cleveland burned anyway. - Archie Bunker

There is nothing, nothing, more sad than a surfer who used to surf. - Unknown

I have nothing against dogs. I just hate rugs that go squish-squish. - Phyllis Diller

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. - Mark Twain

Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you. - Mary Bly

It is a very sad thing that nowadays there is so little useless information. - Oscar Wilde

I look like a real bag lady when I go to Starbucks with my dog and get my chai. - Shirley MacLaine

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

For of all sad words of tongue or pen, the saddest are these: 'It might have been'. - John Greenleaf Whittier

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend.
Inside of a dog it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs. - Christopher Hampton

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

The only way we can ever teach a child to say "I'm sorry" is for him to hear it from our lips first. - Kevin Leman

When I moved out of my mom's house at 18 I was almost as sad to leave her sewing machine behind as anything else. - Beth Ditto

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

Feeling sorry for yourself, and your present condition, is not only a waste of energy but the worst habit you could possibly have. - Dale Carnegie

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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