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The Power of Makeup

Never underestimate the power of makeup

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

The Power of Makeup thanks to Diane Baugh

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Exuberance is beauty. - William Blake

Fashion should be stylish and fun. - Twiggy

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - John Keats

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Love built on beauty, soon as beauty, dies. - John Donne

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. - Pearl S. Buck

Everything has beauty, but not everyone can see. - Confucious

Love beauty; it is the shadow of God on the universe. - Gabriela Mistral

A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott

He has a woman's name and wears makeup. How original. - Alice Cooper

Dance is a delicate balance between perfection and beauty. - Unknown

I'll cry at the end of the day, not with fresh makeup. - Kim Kardashian

What a strange illusion to suppose that beauty is goodness. - Leo Tolstoy

Do not read beauty magazines. They only make you feel ugly. - Mary Schmich

Fashion is something that goes in one year and out the other. - Denise Klahn

Sometimes I consider myself as a feminist, whatever that means. - Sarah Palin

Most people get an appointment at a beauty parlor... I was committed! - Phyllis Diller

Beauty will result from the form and the correspondence of the whole. - Andrea Palladio

I spent seven hours in a beauty shop... and that was for the estimate. - Phyllis Diller

A rainbow is the product of physics working for your appreciation of beauty. - Kyle Hill

True beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and tubes. - Unknown

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder. - Laurence J Peter

People have the strength to overcome their bodies. Their beauty is in their minds. - Peter Gabriel

The beauty is that people often come here for the stretch, and leave with a lot more. - Liza Ciano

It's a good thing that beauty is only skin deep, or I'd be rotten to the core. - Phyllis Diller

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

Just because you are blind and unable to see my beauty doesn't mean it does not exist. - Margaret Cho

My comfort is, that old age, that ill layer-up of beauty, can do no more spoil upon my face. - William Shakespeare

Beauty, to me, is about being comfortable in your own skin. That, or a kick-ass red lipstick. - Gwyneth Paltrow

As for everything else, so for a mathematical theory: beauty can be perceived but not explained. - Arthur Cayley

The beauty of the world has two edges, one of laughter, one of anguish, cutting the heart asunder. - Virginia Woolf

Fashion is free speech, and one of the privileges, if not always one of the pleasures, of a free world. - Alison Lurie

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Imperfection is beauty, madness is genius and it's better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely boring. - Marilyn Monroe

Some people, no matter how old they get, never lose their beauty - they merely move it from their faces into their hearts. - Martin Buxbaum

Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same. - Helen Keller

It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker

Life can be magnificent and overwhelming - that is the whole tragedy. Without beauty, love, or danger it would almost be easy to live. - Albert Camus


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