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The Wheels of Life

What goes a-round, comes a-round

The Wheels of Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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Reality continues to ruin my life. - Bill Watterson

From my own personal life, abstinence works. - Rick Perry

Life's a voyage that's homeward bound. - Herman Melville

Life happens at the level of events, not words. - Unknown

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it. - Dave Barry

Is life worth living? That depends on the liver. - Unknown

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living. - Seneca

If you wish your life were different... do your life differently. - Terence Houlihan

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do. - Walter Bagehot

Sucking all the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone. - Robin Williams

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it. - Tom Lehrer

Life can be pulled by goals just as surely as it can be pushed by drives. - Viktor Frankl

I never stole a joke in my life. I just find them before they're lost. - Milton Berle

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead. - Johnny Carson

In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving. - Amit Ray

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Reason is not time only interpreter of life. The fountain of action is in time feelings. - Henry T. Tuckerman

Life is not over because you have diabetes. Make the most of what you have, be grateful. - Dale Evans

Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get. - Forrest Gump

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction. - Irish Saying

I can imagine few worse fates than walking around for the rest of one's life wearing a typo. - Anne Fadiman

The meaning of life consists in the fact that it makes no sense to say that life has no meaning. - Niels Bohr

If life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. - Unknown

The power is detested, and miserable the life, of him who wishes to be feared rather than to be loved. - Cornelius Nepos

My future starts when I wake up every morning. Every day I find something creative to do with my life. - Miles Davis

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is. - Oscar Wilde

It was then that I realized I wasn't afraid to lose my life; I was afraid to lose the life I could've lived. - Amanda Nuri

I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz

The game of life is the game of boomerangs. Our thoughts, deeds and words return to us sooner or later, with astounding accuracy. - Florence Shinn

A man’s life is interesting primarily when he has failed – I well know. For it’s a sign that he tried to surpass himself. - Georges Clemenceau

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity. - Mark Twain

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. - Andre Gide

I've missed more than 9,000 shots. I've lost almost 300 games. I've failed over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. - Michael Jordan

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


Wrong On So Many Levels

Reflection

Which Way Cupcakes

Woman Argument

Fat Monkey Sculpture

Buddha Is Watching You

Picnic Boat Launch

Carnations vs. Roses

After Easter Bunny

Manitoba Spring Day

Catch Up With Jesus

Forgotten Easter Eggs

Broken Egg

Stuffed Bunny

Egg Couch

Pocket Bunny

Colour Car

The Resurrection

What's In Easter?

Texas Easter Bunny

Easter Elephant Eggs

Ancient Shiloh

Easter Egg Hunt

Chocolate Easter Bunnies