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The Wheels of Life

What goes a-round, comes a-round

The Wheels of Life thanks to Wayne Nowazek

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All life is 6 to 5 against. - Damon Runyon

Life in 2017: Living Happily Ever Laughter! - the Joe-kster

Life is a game. Money is how we keep score. - Ted Turner

Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile. - Albert Einstein

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music. - Ronald Reagan

Life can be fun if you learn to enjoy the adventure. - Unknown

It's time to start living the life you've imagined. - Henry James

The only thing I’m afraid of is a life without you, Pigeon. - Jamie McGuire

The only mystery in life is why the kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Al McGuire

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

Life is a game show where the people who enjoy it are the winners. - Orson Bean

What I've learned is that life is too short and movies are too long. - Denis Leary

I am come that they might have life, and that they have it more abundantly. - John 10:10

If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. - Tallulah Bankhead

There are exactly as many special occasions in life as we choose to celebrate. - Robert Brault

A man who dares to waste one hour of time has not discovered the value of life. - Charles Darwin

Human life is but a series of footnotes to a vast obscure unfinished masterpiece. - Vladimir Nabokov

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. - Mark Twain

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

Sometimes I would rather have people take away years of my life than take away a moment. - Pearl Bailey

Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King

One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty

It is simply my life, music. I live it, breathe it, talk with it. I am almost unconscious of it. - Arthur Rubinstein

Character is, in the long run, the decisive factor in the life of individuals and of nations alike. - Theodore Roosevelt

If you are going to ask yourself life-changing questions, be sure to do something with the answers. - Bo Bennett

The most satisfying thing in life is to have been able to give a large part of one's self to others. - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. - George Bernard Shaw

He who is present at a wrong-doing and does not life a hand to prevent it is as guilty as the wrongdoers. - Omaha Proverb

You cannot tailor-make the situations in life, but you can tailor-make the attitudes to fit those situations. - Zig Ziglar

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

Three grand essentials to happiness in this life are something to do, something to love, and something to hope for. - Joseph Addison

I think people should have fun. And don't get so down on yourself. Enjoy life and be the best person you can be. - Keke Palmer

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

Fischer, the great American chess champion, famously said, 'Chess is life.' I would say, 'Pi is life.' - Daniel Tammet

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Three things in human life are important. The first is to be kind. The second is to be kind. And the third is to be kind. - Henry James

The boundaries which divide life from death are at best shadowy and vague. Who shall say where one ends, and the other begins? - Edgar Alan Poe

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

The purpose of architecture is to shelter and enhance man's life on earth and to fulfill his belief in the nobility of his existence. - Eero Saarinen

When you compare the sorrows of real life to the pleasures of the imaginary one, you will never want to live again, only to dream forever. - Alexandre Dumas


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