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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

It's too late Edith, my bus has sailed. - Archie Bunker

Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. - Aristotle

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now. - Steven Wright

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

It's too late to close the stable door after the horse has bolted. - French Proverb

Work and pray, live on hay, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. - Joe Hill

The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible. - George Bernard Shaw

Forget all the reasons it won't work and believe the one reason that it will. - Unknown

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. - Robert Frost

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

Sunsets are great. Sunrises are a mixed bag. You either got up way too early or went to bed way too late. - Matt Dillon

If I don't work, I'll be sitting on the couch watching TV, eating popcorn and getting like a cow. - Celia Cruz

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

It is our art that has an opportunity to leave a footprint in the sand. They don't wrap fish in our work. - Hugh N Jacobsen

A good manager is a man who isn't worried about his own career but the careers of those who work for him. - H.M.S. Burns

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

The more work you put in on your outline and getting the skeleton of your story right, the easier the process is later. - Drew Goddard

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

The road to success is not easy to navigate, but with hard work, drive and passion, it's possible to achieve the American dream. - Tommy Hilfiger

We've got to work to save our children and do it with full respect for the fact that if we do not, no one else is going to do it. - Dorothy Height

Give your subconscious a chance to work by turning your brain off from time to time. Don't focus on work or solving problems constantly. - Harvey Mackay

Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do. - Pele


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