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Too Late Sign

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Too Late Sign thanks to Dawn Scott

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Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

Nothing will work unless you do. - Maya Angelou

One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown

The greatest remedy for anger is delay. - Seneca

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

If you're willing to work, others will let you. - Unknown

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

A work of art is the unique result of a unique temperament. - Oscar Wilde

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

From each according to his ability, to each according to his work - Claude de Rouvroy

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The best preparation for tomorrow is to do today's work superbly well. - William Osler

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Do not hire a man who does your work for money, but him who does it for love of it. - Henry David Thoreau

Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not. - Elias Root Beadle

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Strength of character may be learned at work, but beauty of character is learned at home. - Henry Drummond

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Making better choices takes work. There is a daily give and take, but it is worth the effort. - Tom Rath

Striving for success without hard work is like trying to harvest where you haven't planted. - David Bly

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by traffic from both sides. - Margaret Thatcher

What's a good investment? Go home from work early and spend the afternoon throwing a ball around with your son. - Ben Stein

If NASA has a 14 minute delay for an event 155,000,000 miles away, hoe come NBC has a 6 hour delay for an event 3,500 miles away? - Unknown

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

No theory is good unless it permits, not rest, but the greatest work. No theory is good except on condition that one use it to go on beyond. - Andre Gide

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf


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