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Many hands make light work. - English Proverb

You may delay, but time will not. - Benjamin Franklin

Work until your idols become rivals. - Unknown

Work is the curse of the drinking class. - Oscar Wilde

Better three hours too soon than a minute too late. - William Shakespeare

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is never too late to be what you might have been. - George Eliot

Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness. - Sigmund Freud

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. - David Letterman

With his work, as with a glove, a man feels the universe. - Tomas Transtromer

Get in touch with your passion and put it to work at work. - Marilyn Suttle

The key to success? Work hard, stay focused and marry a Kennedy. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Work is the easiest activity man has invented to escape boredom. - Unknown

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. - Thomas Edison

I love to just work with new people in general. It's always really fun. - Emma Roberts

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do. - Jean-Paul Sartre

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

I don't work out. If God wanted us to bend over, he'd put diamonds on the floor. - Joan Rivers

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always find me and brings me back. - Joe-kster

Copy nature and you infringe on the work of our Lord. Interpret nature and you are an artist. - Jacques Lipchitz

If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. - Bob Hope

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day. - Mickey Rooney

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

Happiness is to be found along the way, not at the end of the road, for then the journey is over and it is too late. - Robert R. Updegraff

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. - Frederic Amiel

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

People who work in an environment where doing their best is recognized have a better chance of feeling good about their work. - Marilyn Suttle

I'd rather work with someone who's good at their job but doesn't like me, than someone who likes me but is a ninny. - Sam Donaldson

Delegating doesn't mean passing off work you don't enjoy, but letting your employees stretch their skills and judgment. - Harvey Mackay

She ran after the garbage truck yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
The driver said, "No, jump in!" - Red Skelton

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

Success is not built on success. It's built on failure. It's built on frustration. Sometimes it's built on catastrophe. - Sumner Redstone

Instead of thinking about where you are, think about where you want to be. It takes twenty years of hard work to become an overnight success. - Diana Rankin


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