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Dreams don't work unless you do. - John C Maxwell

Give me a man who sings at his work. - Thomas Carlyle

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided. - Mark Twain

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

A woman's work is never done - by men. - Unknown

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work. - Harry Golden

If God can work through me, he can work through anyone. - Saint Francis of Assisi

Deliberation is the work of many men. Action, of one alone. - Charles de Gaulle

I'm not a social drinker, it's mostly work related. - Unknown

Careful thinking and hard work will solve nearly all your problems. - Ullery

In the name of God, stop a moment, cease your work, look around you. - Leo Tolstoy

It doesn't work to leap a twenty-foot chasm in two ten-foot jumps. - Proverb

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy. - Jim Hightower

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization. - Ann Oakley

You cannot do a kindness too soon, for you never know how soon it will be too late. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

If all the year were playing holidays,
To sport would be as tedious as to work. - William Shakespeare

No good ending can be expected in the absence of the right beginning. It is too late. - I Ching

The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work. - Robert Frost

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

A work is perfectly finished only when nothing can be added to it and nothing taken away. - Joseph Joubert

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. - John Gerzema

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

One of the endearing things about mathematicians is the extent to which they will go to avoid doing any real work. - Matthew Pordage

If you start by promising what you don't even have yet, you'll lose your desire to work towards getting it. - Paulo Coelho

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

It isn't enough to talk about peace. One must believe in it. And it isn't enough to believe in it. One must work at it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work. - Ernest Hemingway

Q: When is the perfect time?
A: Who can say, but probably somewhere between haste and delay - and it's usually most wise to start today. - Rasheed Ogunlaru

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Charity is a very personal equation, like we say charity begins at home. It starts with your immediate help in the house: the people who work for you. - Malaika A. Khan


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