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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

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Love me, love my dog. - English Proverb

Love is a great beautifier. - Louisa May Alcott

Whom the gods love dies young. - Menander

Love is a grave mental disease. - Plato

Grief is the price we pay for love. - Queen Elizabeth II

I love shark week, all kids swim for free. - Josh Stern

If there were no love, there'd be no grief. - Zig Ziglar

Mr. President, I love you, but you're wrong. - Paul Harvey

In love there are two things - bodies and words. - Joyce Carol Oates

Plant smiles
Grow laughter
Harvest love - Unknown

Where there is great love, there are always wishes. - Willa Cather

I love Marlon Brando. Never seen him bad, just less good. - Lee Marvin

A poet never takes notes. You never take notes in a love affair. - Robert Frost

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. - Douglas Adams

I don't want to live - I want to love first and live incidentally. - Zelda Fitzgerald

When we cannot get what we love, we must love what is within our reach. - French proverb

They invented hugs to let people know you love them without saying anything. - Bill Keane

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about. - Nick Cave

I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard... in love with Adolph Hitler. - Donald Trump

Once in his life, every man is entitled to fall madly in love with a gorgeous redhead. - Lucille Ball

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

It isn't how much we do, but how much love we put into what we do that really counts. - Mother Teresa

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants. - A. Whitney Brown

The core of true success is love. And that includes loving yourself enough to take care of yourself. - Zig Ziglar

Gratitude is a twofold love - love coming to visit us, and love running out to greet a welcome guest. - Henry Van Dyke

If people did not love one another, I really don't see what use there would be in having any spring. - Victor Hugo

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

Kindness in words creates confidence. Kindness in thinking creates profoundness. Kindness in giving creates love. - Lao-Tzu

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Every man is afraid of something. That's how you know he's in love with you; when he is afraid of losing you. - Unknown

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

Your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it. - Marianne Williamson

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it is the same problem you had last year. - John Foster Dulles

Human kindness has never weakened the stamina or softened the fiber of a free people. A nation does not have to be cruel to be tough. - Franklin D Roosevelt


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