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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

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All's fair in love and war. - John Lyly

Manners are love in a cool climate. - Quentin Crisp

Those whom the gods love grow young. - Oscar Wilde

We are most alive when we're in love. - John Updike

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

I love the smell of rain and growing things. - Serina Hernandez

I know of only one duty, and that is to love. - Albert Camus

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

There is not love of life without despair about life. - Albert Camus

Life exists for the love of music or beautiful things. - G K Chesterton

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat. - Ben Hecht

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

It's just as easy to love a rich person as a poor one. - Unknown

When the prison doors are opened, the real dragon will fly out. - Ho Chi Minh

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

But I always think that the best way to know God is to love many things. - Vincent Van Gogh

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor

We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack. - Marie Ebner Von Eschenbach

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Some of the greatest love affairs I've known involved one actor, unassisted. - Wilson Mizner

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

Love is a promise, love is a souvenir, once given never forgotten, never let it disappear. - John Lennon

I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Love is not blind - it sees more, not less. But because it sees more, it is willing to see less. - Julius Gordon

You must do what you love. Sometimes your passion will be the only thing that keeps you motivated. - Faydra D. Fields

Love is not finding someone to live with; it’s finding someone you can’t live without. - Rafael Ortiz

I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love. - Mother Theresa

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me. - George Bernard Shaw

We challenge one another to be funnier and smarter ... It's the way friends make love to one another. - Annie Gottlieb

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

The workers love Khrushchev very much. He hasn’t got an enemy in the entire country. Quite a few under it. - Bob Hope

I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude of ills. - Audrey Hepburn

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. - Paul Sweeney

The highest patriotism is not a blind acceptance of official policy, but a love of one's country deep enough to call her to a higher plain. - George McGovern


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