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Tough Love

Nature's way of telling you to take a hike

Tough Love thanks to Darwin McKee

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The sweetest joy, the wildest woe, is love. - Pearl Bailey

Love is not what you say. Love is what you do. - Unknown

I love my rejection slips. They show me I try. - Sylvia Plath

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Roasted pigeons will not fly into one's mouth. - Dutch Proverb

Every love's the love before in a duller dress. - Dorothy Parker

A Canadian is somebody who can make love in a canoe. - Margaret Lally

Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name. - Mignon McLaughlin

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

My heart is small, like a love of buttons or black pepper. - S. Jane Sloat

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

Love ceases to be a puzzle the moment you find the missing piece. - Olaotan Fawehinmi

To love and win is the best thing. To love and lose, the next best. - William Makepeace Thackeray

Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby

A man is often too young to marry, but a man is never too old to love. - Finnish Proverb

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. - Peter Ustinov

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz

As I grow to understand life less and less, I learn to love it more and more. - Jules Renard

I love you with every cell, with every atom. I love you on a subatomic level. - Robin Williams

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The hunger for love is much more difficult to remove than the hunger for bread. - Mother Teresa

They say love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life. - Douglas William Jerrold

Would that thy love, beloved, had less trust in me, that it might be more anxious! - Héloïse d'Argenteuil

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

In melody divine,
My heart it beats to rapturous love,
I long to call you mine. - Unknown

Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put "Emily, I love you" on the back of the bill. - Groucho Marx

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

Love is our true destiny. We do not find the meaning of life by ourselves alone - we find it with another. - Thomas Merton

You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. - Dr. Seuss

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

Solitude scares me. It makes me think about love, death, and war. I need distraction from anxious, black thoughts. - Brigitte Bardot

The past is a source of knowledge, and the future is a source of hope. Love of the past implies faith in the future. - Stephen Ambrose

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

William Hurt has a painful last name. Kevin Love has a name perfect for February 14th. But what about Johnny Longdong? Where does he fit? - Jarod Kintz

Or maybe spring is the season of love and fall the season of mad lust. Spring for flirting but fall for the untamed delicious wild thing. - Elizabeth Cohen

When I remember bygone days I think how evening follows morn;
So many I loved were not yet dead,
So many I love were not yet born. - Ogden Nash

If you never want to see a man again, just tell him, "I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have children." They leave skid marks. - Rita Rudner


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