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Traffic Jam Alert

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Traffic Jam Alert thanks to Idske Mulder, The Netherlands

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Life is too short for traffic. - Dan Bellack

Failure to prepare is preparing to fail. - John Wooden

Chop your own path. Get off the car track. - A.Y. Jackson

The best way to prepare for life is to begin to live. - Elbert Hubbard

Feminism is a wonderful idea until the car goes wrong. - Nicola Zweig

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. - Albert Einstein

Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. - Seneca

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. - Erma Bombeck

The beaten path is the safest, but the traffic's terrible. - Jeff Taylor

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

Living with a conscience is like driving a car with the brakes on. - Budd Schulberg

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

Those who know the value of time use it in preparation for eternity. - Dugnet

I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. - Noel Coward

Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic. - Dan Rather

A private railroad car is not an acquired taste. One takes to it immediately. - Eleanor R. Belmont

I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars. - Erma Bombeck

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Drive-in banks were established so most of the cars today could see their real owners. - E. Joseph Crossman

History is merely a list of surprises. It can only prepare us to be surprised yet again. - Kurt Vonnegut

The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker

You were born to win. But to be a winner, you must plan to win, prepare to win, and expect to win. - Zig Ziglar

When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk

This is the precept by which I have lived: Prepare for the worst; expect the best; and take what comes. - Hannah Arendt

The key is not the will to win. Everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important. - Bobby Knight

When walking, you see things that you miss in a motor car or on the train. You give your mind space to ponder. - Tom Hodgkinson

I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. - Rita Rudner

For all of the fights I have had in my life, both on and off the ice, I have only been in the back of a cop car once. - Tie Domi

The actual building of roads devoted to motor cars is not for the near future, in spite of many rumors to that effect. - Harper's Weekly

First ask yourself: What is the worst that can happen? Then prepare to accept it. Then proceed to improve on the worst. - Dale Carnegie

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

Tonight we'll be talking to a car designer who's crossed Toyota with Quasimodo and come up with the Hatchback of Notre Dame. - Ronnie Corbett

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, "I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out." - Steven Wright

A car hits a Jewish man. The paramedic rushes over and says, "Are you comfortable?" The guy says, "I make a good living." - Henny Youngman

Never try to be better than someone else. Learn from others, and try to be the best you can be. Success is the by-product of that preparation. - John Wooden

My life is the land, the dogs, the car, the motorcycle, the pond, the canoe, going to pick up mail. It's just a rural retreat that I enjoy. - Burt Shavitz


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