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Tree's Right Of Passage

Nothing gets your attention more than an attentive tree

Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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Your public servants serve you right. - Adlai Stevenson

Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you. - Robin Williams

In plain Texas talk, it's 'do the right thing'. - Ross Perot

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

You have the right to remain silent, but I don't recommend it. - Protest sign

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now. - Chinese Proverb

It may make a difference to all eternity whether we do right or wrong today. - James Freeman Clarke

The key to successful aging is to pay as little attention to it as possible. - Judith Regan

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong. - Samuel Goldwyn

You can break that big plan into small steps and take the first step right away. - Indira Gandhi

I knew right away that Rock Hudson was gay when he did not fall in love with me. - Gina Lollobrigida

If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over? - John Wooden

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

A cold wind was blowing from the north, and it made the trees rustle like living things. - George R.R. Martin

I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor

Dumbledore says people find it far easier to forgive others for being wrong than being right. - J K Rowling

Tradition is what you resort to when you don't have the time or the money to do it right. - Kurt H Adler

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years. - Betsy Salkind

The ability to focus attention on important things is a defining characteristic of intelligence. - Robert J. Shiller

I still have my Christmas Tree. I looked at it today. Sure enough, I couldn't see any forests. - Steven Wright

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

Don't look now but I think there's one too many in this room right now, and I think it's you. - Groucho Marx

I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. - Ike Barinholtz

The attention economy is not growing, which means we have to grab the attention that someone else has today. - Brent Leary

If he don't go calling the cops “pigs” or one of those other epilets, he'll be all right. - Archie Bunker

I think and think for months and years. Ninety-nine times, the conclusion is false. The hundredth time I am right. - Albert Einstein

The reason we are so pleased to find other people's secrets is that it distracts public attention from our own. - Oscar Wilde

Remember that to change your mind and follow him who sets you right is to be none the less free than you were before. - Marcus Aurelius

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid. - Albert Einstein

Dogs laugh, but the laugh with their tails. What puts man in a higher state of evolution is that he has got his laugh on the right end. - Max Eastman

Most people spend most of their days doing what they do not want to do in order to earn the right, at times, to do what they may desire. - John Brown

I do not love to work out, but if I stick to exercising every day and put the right things in my mouth, then my diabetes just stays in check. - Halle Berry

All right. I'm corny. But I think there's just about a hundred and forty million people in this country that are just as corny as I am. - Walt Disney


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