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Tree's Right Of Passage

Nothing gets your attention more than an attentive tree

Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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Eat right, exercise regularly, die anyway. - Unknown

The cynics are right nine times out of ten. - H L Mencken

Women would rather be right than reasonable. - Ogden Nash

Luck is largely a matter of paying attention. - Susan M. Dodd

He has the attention span of a lightning bolt. - Robert Redford

The righteous will flourish like the palm tree. - Psalms 92:12

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough. - Mae West

What is the use of running when we are not on the right road? - German Proverb

Failure is just another way to learn how to do something right. - Marian Wright Edelman

You have the right to remain silent, but I don't recommend it. - Protest sign

Don't listen to their words, fix your attention on their deeds. - Albert Einstein

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. - Mary Kay Ash

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow. - Alice Walker

Hillary Clinton is not going to be able to create jobs, I will tell you right now. - Donald Trump

Any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about doing it right, or better. - John Updike

As I grow older, I pay less attention to what people say. I just watch what they do. - Andrew Carnegie

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches. - Andy Warhol

Most of the time, if you treat people right, you don't have to be afraid of them. - Kathy Kelly

I got a simple rule about everybody. If you don’t treat me right – shame on you. - Louis Armstrong

Nothing in the world is ever completely wrong. Even a stopped clock is right twice a day. - Paulo Coelho

Every time I try to make my marriage more exciting, my wife finds out about it right away. - Bob Monkhouse

The pendulum of the mind oscillates between sense and nonsense, not between right and wrong. - Carl Jung

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

The difference between a gun and a tree is a difference of tempo. The tree explodes every spring. - Ezra Pound

A man does not attain the status of Galileo merely because he is persecuted; he must also be right. - Stephen Jay Gould

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

There is no such thing as an attention span. People have infinite attention if you are entertaining them. - Jerry Seinfeld

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

Character is like a tree and reputation like a shadow. The shadow is what we think of it; the tree is the real thing. - Abraham Lincoln

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. - Bill Watterson

In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Our plans miscarry because they have no aim. When a man does not know what harbor he is making for, no wind is the right wind. - Seneca

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

Winners lose much more often than losers. So if you keep losing but you're still trying, keep it up! You're right on track. - Matthew Keith Groves

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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