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Tree's Right Of Passage

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Tree's Right Of Passage thanks to Bob Tasse

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Everyone's a star and has a right to twinkle. - Marilyn Monroe

There is always a time to make right what is wrong. - Susan Griffin

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree. - Spike Milligan

I get really grinchy right up until Christmas morning. - Dan Aykroyd

We expect more of ourselves than we have any right to. - Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.

Preoccupied with a single leaf you won't see the tree. - Vagabond

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

A quotation at the right moment is like bread to the famished. - Talmud

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right. - Unknown

If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right. - Woody Allen

When nothing goes right, you have to face forward and take it on head first. - Kyo Shirodaira

I will not condemn you for what you did yesterday, if you do it right today. - Sheldon S. Maye

Confidence comes not from always being right but from not fearing to be wrong. - Peter T. Mcintyre

Learn not to talk to me. You shake the tree, a leopard's going to fall out. - Kobe Bryant

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap. - Fred Allen

Imagination, of course, can open any door - turn the key and let terror walk right in. - Truman Capote

All that you do, do with all your mind, for things done by halves are never done right. - Abiodun

I wake up every day, right here, right in Punxsutawney, and it's always February 2nd. - Bill Murray

Sometimes when almost everything is wrong, one thing is so right you would do it all again. - Alice Randall

The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause. - Mark Twain

I'm just a lucky slob from Ohio who happened to be in the right place at the right time. - Clark Gable

Get a good idea and stay with it. Dog it, and work at it until it's done, and done right. - Walt Disney

Mix a little foolishness with your serious plans. It is lovely to be silly at the right moment. - Horace

For a war to be just three conditions are necessary - public authority, just cause, right motive. - Ernest Hemingway

No human being believes that any other human being has a right to be in bed when he himself is up. - Robert Lynd

In Moscow they do not pay much attention to the living but keep their cemeteries in a splendid state. - George Mikes

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

There are two sides to every issue: one side is right and the other is wrong, but the middle is always evil. - Ayn Rand

Every ceiling, when reached, becomes a floor, upon which one walks as a matter of course and prescriptive right. - Aldous Huxley

There are no classes in life for beginners: right away you are always asked to deal with what is most difficult. - Rainer Maria Rilke

It's one thing to feel that you are on the right path, but it's another to think that yours is the only path. - Paulo Coelho

If you're walking down the right path and you're willing to keep walking, eventually you'll make progress. - Barack Obama

You can't be suspicious of a tree, or accuse a bird or a squirrel of subversion or challenge the ideology of a violet. - Hal Borland

When anyone asks me about the Irish character, I say look at the trees. Maimed, stark and misshapen, but ferociously tenacious. - Unknown

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating. - Samuel Johnson

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Parents can only give good advice or put them on the right path, the final forming of a person's character lies in their own hands. - Anne Frank

I do not like to get the news, because there has never been an era when so many things were going so right for so many of the wrong persons. - Ogden Nash

Never look down to test the ground before taking your next step; only he who keeps his eye fixed on the far horizon will find his right road. - Dag Hammarskjold

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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