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A good cry lightens the heart. - Yiddish Proverb

My whole heart for my whole life. - French Saying

I'm just a true Irish boy at heart. - Colin Farrell

He did it with all his heart and prospered. - 2 Chronicles 31:21

Love is a place for your heart to get broken. - Hector Schiller

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

True giving happens when we give from our heart. - Muhammad Ali

Our Irish blunders are never blunders of the heart. - Maria Edgeworth

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

A heart can be broken, but it will keep beating just the same. - Fanny Flagg

Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold. - Zelda Fitzgerald

Don't worry about your heart. It will last as long as you live. - WC Fields

Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. - William Arthur Ward

Music is the divine way to tell beautiful, poetic things to the heart. - Pablo Casals

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. - Unknown

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

I aimed at the public's heart and by accident I hit it in the stomach. - Upton Sinclair

Every actor in his heart believes everything bad that's printed about him. - Orson Welles

I have looked into your eyes with my eyes. I have put my heart near your heart. - Pope John XXIII

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

My eyes in tears
Heart never sighs
My mind never fears
I conquer the lies - Munia Khan

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty. - Christopher D Morley

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

There never was any heart truly great and generous, that was not also tender and compassionate. - Robert Frost

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul. - Judy Garland

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

Piglet noticed that even though he had a very small heart, it could hold a rather large amount of gratitude. - A.A. Milne

People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold, but so has a hard-boiled egg. - Unknown

I have done a Hamburger Helper commercial, a Hardees commercial, a McDonalds commercial. American Express commercial. - Luke Benward

My heart to you is given:
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key. - Frederick Saunders

Any path is only a path, and there is no affront, to oneself or to others, in dropping it if that is what your heart tells you. - Carlos Castaneda

Good content should be at the heart of your strategy, but it is equally important to keep the display context of that content in mind as well. - Tim Frick

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain


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