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Absence makes the heart grow fonder. - Sextus Propertius

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it? - WC Fields

At the heart of all beauty lies something inhuman. - Albert Camus

God is not interested in your art but, your heart. - Ifeanyi E. Onuoha

The only lasting beauty is the beauty of the heart. - Robert Frost

An Irishman's heart is nothing but his imagination. - George Bernard Shaw

The heart that is generous and kind most resembles God. - Robert Burns

The fastest way to a man's heart is through his chest. - Roseanne Barr

What a lover's heart knows let no man's brain dispute. - Aberjhani

Having a soft heart in a cruel world is courage, not weakness. - Unknown

You cannot come to a Nigerian restaurant without having pepper soup. - Ben Okri

So I will say it with relish. Give me a hamburger but hold the lawsuit. - S.I. Hayakawa

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties. - Jules Renard

The best rule of friendship is to keep your heart a little softer than your head. - Unknown

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. - Christopher P. Rubero

By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped, and he was feeling better. - Unknown

I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart. - Carmen Electra

At the heart of the Irish economy has always been the philosophy of tax competitiveness. - Bono

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn? - Bob Hope

A Caterpie may change into a Butterfree, but the heart that beats inside remains the same. - Brock

Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success. - Swami Sivananda

The heart of another is a dark forest, always, no matter how close it has been to one's own. - Willa Cather

I'm convinced that every boy, in his heart, would rather steal second base than an automobile. - Tom Clark

If the sign on your heart says, "WELCOME", the love will come pouring in from everywhere. - Susan Jeffers

Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe. - Homer

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Forgiveness is an act of the will, and the will can function regardless of the temperature of the heart. - Corrie Ten Boom

It is only with the heart that one can see clearly, for the most essential things are invisible to the eye. - Unknown

I had a meal last night. I ordered everything in French - surprised everybody, it was a Chinese restaurant. - Tommy Cooper

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. - Unknown

Your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart. Who looks outside, dreams. Who looks inside awakens. - Carl Jung

You reached into my soul and rearranged the position of my bones,
You rebuilt my rib cage so your heart could be home. - Unknown

Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me. - Jimmy Breslin

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's no fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. - Arthur Daley

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays. - Red Skelton

Getting wrapped up in worries is bad for your body and spirit. That's when you must short out your logic circuits and reboot your heart. - Pokemon

Meditation here may think down hours to moments. Here the heart may give a useful lesson to the head and learning wiser grow without his books. - William Cowper

Deep in my heart I'm concealing things that I'm longing to say. Scared to confess what I'm feeling - frightened you'll slip away. - Madonna


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